Angry Elf @AngryElf1
pissed off elf, fucking hate xmas, hate toys but most of all hate that fat bastard with the beard. 18+ if you're easily offended dont bother to follow havin' a well earnt rest Joined November 2011-
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I'm actually enjoying Xmas this year... NOT!!! Bag of shit as per!!! FUCK OFF!!!
That bearded prick just text me 'your ass is mine, very soon, lol'. I swear I'm gonna pop the prick on Dec 1st
Someone just asked my why I look so angry on my profile pic ... I'm fucking smiling on that one u cheeky twat. Fumin'
@Nc999 never liked any fucker with a beard, Infact, I hate them, u included. Twat
Somebody just called me an Internet Troll?!!!! Cheeky TWAT, I'm a fucking ELF!! Piss take, PRICK
@MarieSnowdon @haarhoos I'm an elf, what the fuck do u expect?!
@MarieSnowdon @haarhoos cocky little twat aren't ya, I'll give u that
To my recent new followers, hello, I hope you're better than the current bunch of twats
It's Friday, been tweeting a fair bit and not ONE #ff ... I need more followers u miserable, ungrateful TWATS!!!
“@pauledqpr: @AngryElf1 Thanks Short arse, i've always wanted to be a twat!!” But you're an arse hole?
“@kendo99: @AngryElf1 Massive ? Not a word I would expect a teeny weeny little fucker like you to be using.” Who the fuck threw u a peanut?

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