Jerry @AnimatronicRat

arcane idiot maryland Joined August 2011

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sydney @squid_bees

a week ago

when youre relating to the authors struggles then google them and see they eventually killed themself

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

2 weeks ago

We were in pittsburgh getting weird over the weekend please do not comment on my hairline (receding)

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

2 weeks ago

God damn there's 55 million visa holders working for blackrock?

Just T.J. the Army Vet @thomas_garrard

3 weeks ago

God damn there's 55 million visa holders working for blackrock?

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alessandra @bIiccy

3 weeks ago

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

4 weeks ago

Doing the haka at my child custody hearing

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no context memes @weirddalle

a month ago

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

a month ago

As you become unc it is imperative you pass on your wisdom to the young bulls

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I love shopping at big box stores!! I love consuming!!! I love walking through aisle after aisle of next week's garbage just to find out the store doesnt even carry what i came in for and i have to get it online!!! Brick and mortar baby!!

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Morchel @morchel

2 months ago

First thing grok does once they give him a body

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

2 months ago

Im at the anthem seeing car seat headrest where all the gay furries at???

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

3 months ago

And Adam spoke to Eve one day, Words blow through my surrogate throat: "Eve, have you heard the song of blame?" "Darling, I've memorized all It's notes"

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John Wicker Park @phonybone

3 months ago

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

3 months ago

I've known Billy Woods was the best rapper alive since the first time I heard this song open.spotify.com/track/3218NvUi…

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

3 months ago

Sending a full bag down the apartment trash chute from the third floor feels like dropping an actual bomb

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

3 months ago

It's a beer in my car while I listen to the beach boys kinda lunch break

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Jerry @AnimatronicRat

3 months ago

Failed the one million beers challenge again... I'll try again tomorrow

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the heart @Fredward3948576

3 months ago

Telling me beer is liquid bread like it’s a bad thing, bread in a can brother pour me a slice, bring over the peanut butter. let’s drop a toaster into the bathtub I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that out loud. No I’m fine, really. Also here are my most cherished items