Conrad Vimes @ApSciConrad
Hello. I am a new employee at Aperture Science. Just getting to know my co-workers. Please don't ask about Her. (Portal RP) Aperture Labs Joined June 2011-
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((Played a bit of Portal 2 coop with my friend. Managed to get myself INSIDE an excursion tunnel projector.))
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@ApSciMedAssist *looks at @PsychoDave123* Hey there.
@ApSciMedAssist Conrad Vimes. What type of test could this be?
@ApSciMedAssist Thank you. Any idea why we are all suddenly cores?
@ApSciMedAssist Not many others working in the infirmary. *handlebar nod to the red cross markings* That an… (cont) deck.ly/~kP6l5
@ApSciMedAssist Sorry! *slows down and turns around* Hey. Angua, right?
*zipping his way along the rails towards the security office*
*somehow manages to attach himself to a rail and zips out of his room, almost bumping into @ApSciMedAssist
Wait wait...why does my voice sound all mechanical? *rolls past a mirror* ...oh.
Hmmmm...what? *looks around, rolling slowly across the room* What the hell?
There are an awful lot of cores around today. Wait... *POP CLANG* *swirls his optic* Oooouch..
*mourns the loss of the coffee mugs, gets an idea and rushes to the break room*
@ApSciTrainee >> I understand. Well, better get back to the partolling.
@ApSciTrainee >> Okay. I was sleeping all day, but it's my shift now so I figured I'd ask someone who's out and about a lot.
@ApSciTrainee >> Have you sean any unusual behavior lately? Just a simple formality.
@ApSciTrainee >> Strange. What I'd do for a cup of coffee right now.
@ApSciTrainee *sends a message with his datapad* Do you have any info on the mysterious mug kidnappings?
Conrad Vimes retweeted
@ApSciConrad I stole 'em to make some money.
*opens the door to the break room and switches on the lights, gapes at the lack of mugs*
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