Apodcalypse @Apodcalypse
This is my Bio, please read it biologically. I'm Mike Vale: A Writer, Facilities Consultant, Singer, Model, Novice Comedian, and more. Follow me... please? Austin Texas Joined March 2014-
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Why are Fish the only animal who's name is the same as the verb inherently tied to the act of killing them? #TuesdayThoughts #Tuesday #fish
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#IfCartoonsWereLogical they’d be made on Vulcan
#IfCartoonsWereLogical ACME would only be kept afloat by government bailouts.
That #BathroomAttendantGaveMe indigestion
If I’m being honest A #BathroomAttendantGaveMe the idea for time travel after saving me from bleeding out when I’d smashed my head against the sink while trying to hang a clock. Why do you ask?
Well, the truth is that a #BathroomAttendantGaveMe Herpes... inadvertently
Oddly enough a #BathroomAttendantGaveMe Superpowers.
#LostAnHourButGained A Daughter... time travel is a hell of a thing.
“Hey! #IDontLoveYouBut that’s okay, because you don’t love me either..” is what I said to a confused stranger in the airport.
#IDontLoveYouBut you do have a way with genitalia
#IDontLoveYouBut I do love how you loving me makes me feel, so I will approximate love back at you as a gesture of appreciation.
#DaylightSavings I’ve been attempting to create a functional Daylight Piggybank but every year it works for a few months then it just empties.
#MyLifeAsAMovieTitle 2 weddings and a funnel cake.
#AbsurdThingsToYellWhileWorkingOut Welcome To Primetime Bitch!
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CK @charley_ck14
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me @livefreeJB
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CK @charley_ck14
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ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀... @laughingskull59
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Shell's quiet place @NotShellski5
474 Followers 427 Following Not to brag, but I hated Elon before it was cool
Nanoleaf @nanoleaf
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Pam @PammyJC
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Cindy Clinton @iclintoncindy
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me @livefreeJB
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Corey Dixon @CoreyDixon33
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Lee @lgeeeeg
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The Notorious B.E.C.K... @BeckyKillinMore
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🐨🚥Ⓜ️🚥☕ @HighKoalaTeaHC
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