April Evolve @AprilEvolve

Raising hell and baby girls. New Orleans Joined January 2014

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

2 years ago

Reminding bigots that Jesus had 2 Dads brings me joy. They suddenly have nothing to say. #HappyPride

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

I think the key to a happy relationship is understanding that when your partner says "I'll do it tomorrow" it actually means, they won't.

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

I used to want to be an influencer. Now the only thing I want to influence is my daughters learning self love and living the lives that make them happy.

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

I ran 5 miles today for the first time since having Rebel. I'm pretty sure I have whiplash. IYKYK 🤣

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

My two year old just told our pitbull to shut up and go lay down. Part of me is LIKE, you tell em girl! The other part of me is thinking... PARENT. FAIL.

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

If destroying a clean house was an Olympic sport, I don't wanna brag or anything but.... my two year old would be a gold medalist 🥇

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

The saddest poptart there ever was. You gotta step your game up @PopTartsUS. You're getting stingy with the frosting. They are no longer toddler approved.

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

So sick of hearing "she's mean" or "she's a bitch". Is she? Or is she just sick of your shit? Women aren't bitches because they stand their ground or stop people pleasing. Don't get it twisted.

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

I can't wait for the day I leave Lousiana and never come back. I also think Louisiana is excited for the day I leave and never come back.

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

My seasonal depression and normal depression just met and decided to become pals. How do I ruin this friendship?

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

I just watched my trash company empty both of my cans into the same waste truck... My recycling too. I'm livid. Louisiana keeps proving to me that it gives zero fucks about the planet 😡

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

Present and future presidential candidates, Please stop kissing babies. It doesn't make you seem approachable, just creepy. ❤️A

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Trying to explain to my 2 yr old why she can't brush my 4 mo olds teeth was fun. It started with, please don't choke your sister to death with your toothbrush, and it got progressively worse from there. If you're on the fence about having children, this is your sign to do it.

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

Has your kid ever pooped the tub bad enough where you've considered fire bombing your bathroom and just starting over new? No? Just me. Ok. #ThisIsParenthood #💩

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

If you've never had a migraine from your 2 year old singing Let It Go (Frozen) at the top of their lungs for hours on end... We are not the same.

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

My two year old just had a blow out diaper so bad that I had to throw away the pants she was wearing. Who says motherhood isn't glamorous?

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

Parenthood is accepting that you will always be tired and everything will always be dirty.

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April Evolve @AprilEvolve

3 years ago

Next person who dares to say my money don't jiggle jiggle it folds, in front of me is getting punched in the throat. Right in the motherf*ckin throat. 0 to 100 rage over dumb stuff is real my friends, very real.