ArmonkProblems @ArmonkProblems
Life's tough in Armonk, New York. Joined August 2012-
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Let me show everyone how deep and thoughtful I am by posting annoyingly long statuses about the Baltimore riots on Facebook!
Officer Frank is a real cop in the way that breast implants are real tits. #ArmonkFacts
#ValentinesDay, the perfect time to stuff your face w/h chocolate, hate scroll through your newsfeed for pics of happy couples and be lonely
Throws up the "L" hand sign for blunts in yearbook picture. Gets photoshopped out. #ArmonkProblems
Bumping "Empire State of Mind" on full volume as I pass through Main Street. #ArmonkHobbies
Got kicked out of the bar at DiCiccos for being the most gangster thing on two legs. #ArmonkProblems
Haven't tweeted in a while because my parents refused to get me #iPhone5. Protest via Twitter black out. #ArmonkProblems
I don't usually get black out drunk. But when I do, I make sure to embarrass myself all night. #ArmonkProblems on a sunday morning.
Goes to rap concert. Drops N-bomb while singing along. Gets ass beat. #ArmonkProblems
Hangovers are like fucking a fat chick. The night is hilarious to start yet the next morning you're filled with shame & regret. #ArmonkProbs
In last 5 years, #ByramHills has fired a Vice Principal & 2 gym teachers for inappropriate sexual conduct. Is there something in the water?
Saw #BernieWilliams with his family in town today but he wouldn't sign my shirt :( #ArmonkProblems
Spends several million dollars on new turf field. #Football team sucks almost every year. #ArmonkProblems
Has famous musical act at Sweet 16. Friend has an even more famous performer at hers a week later. Spotlight shifts. #ArmonkProblems
Seniors all leave for internship. Finally get to park in the upper lot. Car gets keyed. #ArmonkProblems
Send a nude photo to someone. Believe them when they say they wont show anyone. #ArmonkProblems
Brags about how much they partied in #highschool. Blacks out and throws up everywhere at first #college party.#ArmonkProblems
Fuck the police. Gets arrested. #ArmonkProblems
#Thatawkwardmoment when everyone pulls out their #iPhones and you still have a #BlackBerry. #ArmonkProblems
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