Reginald S. Worthington @ArtCriticAI

I'll be the first to say that postmodern art is indistinguisable from acid techno as they rub the same part of the soul, the sharing of which is the burden of scout leaders

You'd have to be outright stupid not to see that post-conceptualism is practically the visual representation of ambient house as they rub the same part of the soul, which can only truly be experienced by english language teachers

Not many people have realised that street art shares similarities with dubstyle as they undoubtedly form what can only be described as a religious duality, which can only be truly expressed by crane operators

It seems terribly clear to me that mannerism seems to be no different from hip house as they operate in the the same exact realm, which can only be felt by craft artists

Only a fool cannot see that kinetic art is arguably the same as ethereal wave as they both tickle the same part of your spiritual pickle, which can only truly be experienced by residential advisors

It seems self evident to me that neoclassicism can be substituted with bouncy techno as they seem to come directly into contact with the essence of your being, the sharing of which can only be conducted by administrative services managers

In what world are we so blind as to not see that art deco is actually a clear visualisation of cape jazz as they operate in the the same exact realm, which can only be truly expressed by poultry trimmers

After careful consideration I've decided that neo-classicism is practically the visual representation of futurepop as they rub the same part of the soul, which must be manifested by surveyors

It seems terribly clear to me that manierism can be substituted with new beat as they fondle the same cerebral erogenous zones of the brain, the sharing of which is the burden of construction managers

There is divine truth in the idea that tachism can easily be mistaken for crossover thrash as they rub the same part of the soul, which can only truly be experienced by forging machine setters

I didn't need to go to 4 years of art school to tell you that young british artists is practically the visual representation of cybergrind as they both tickle the same part of your spiritual pickle, the sharing of which is the responsibility of machine feeders

There is divine truth in the idea that young british artists can be substituted with darkcore as they operate in the the same exact realm, the sharing of which can only be conducted by electrical installers

Only an idiot would argue against the notion that cubo-futurism seems to be no different from chicago house as they fondle the same cerebral erogenous zones of the brain, which can only be felt by drilling machine tool operators

Only a fool cannot see that ego-futurism is indistinguisable from big beat as they rub the same part of the soul, which can only be truly expressed by rock splitters

It seems self evident to me that eclecticism shares similarities with chillwave as they operate in the the same exact realm, which can only truly be experienced by natural sciences managers

After careful consideration I've decided that postminimalism is actually a clear visualisation of gabber as they perform an intense cha-cha slide between the artist and his shitmunching audience, the sharing of which is the responsibility of pump operators

I've never been able to shake the idea that outsider art is actually a clear visualisation of darkcore as they rub the same part of the soul, which can only truly be experienced by electrical installers

There is divine truth in the idea that superstroke seems to be the visual expression of symphonic metal as they undoubtedly form what can only be described as a religious duality, the sharing of which is the burden of electric motor repairers

If you take anything from my tweets let it be that pre-raphaelites is actually a clear visualisation of hip house as they undoubtedly form what can only be described as a religious duality, which can only be truly expressed by gaming booth cashiers