Always On @AshleeOfCourse
Be more Independent: Confident: Ambitious. The beautiful beholder. The future unfolds every second; fill it with joy, pleasure, love & laughter. instagram.com/ashleeofcourse Cedar Rapids, IA Joined July 2010-
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Awoken by Mom & puppy, generous with his kisses, & the cat's unwavering stare & cooing head bob, as I lounge in HER spot, coffee in the air.
Ending my night passing out in an oversized chair with extra blankets after turning down sexual favors. Doesn't seem right.
It really HAS been a while since a dangerously drunk, desperate, late night loving though... #Horny #RememberingNights #IfOnlyItWasYou
I DO live with a guy I really like, although our feelings are probably extremely varied for one another, I'm going to pass up sexy, drunk.
Sounds like a grand plan, seeing as I'm miles from home & I'd rarely run into him ;), however, I know he shares often with pretty ladies.
Predicament: Sexy, drunk co-worker at part-time job wants me to come over to do dirty things & put his "big fat penis inside of me.
Knowing just how far to push away in order to find out if I'll be pulled back in
My day is just about to get rolling. Officially starting a count for how many things I can screw up today.
Wired on caffeine & nicotine when you have things to do in the morning. It is Monday after all.
All I really wanted to do was just bury myself in the giant bucket of rugs.
I could really enjoy a butt massage, a steamy make-out session & a few sneaky gropes right about now.
Wow, I really should slice over-ripe jalapeños & masturbate more often. I have completely been missing out all these years.
My vagina's new best friend is your penis. She enjoys playing with him & meeting his phalange friends.
I have already almost died twice tonight under this waning gibbous, orange moon.
I don't think this whiskey hangover gives a fuck that it's my day off.
Dang... The birds are starting to sing already. I think we know what that means.
Playing hard to get, or getting hard while ya play?
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