Simon Fenton @AssQueefer
CFO of an undisclosed company. I work hard and I play hard... thanks to Viagra. Anaheim, CA Joined October 2011-
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Computer do you cook your corn cob? Because she cut pumpkin for them.
Sure park your car in my driveway when you go trick-or-treat or worse.
So euphoric to shot him... she got ripped from her keeper.
You calculate people put your corks in me ripped out
When she asked how much per member, she meant to pound the consumer and you.
You're only supposed to use the club phone for conference and kids
It's nearly impossible to masturbate to completion while driving… nearly.
I just farted and a turd rolled down my pant leg. #HonestyHour
Once I was in sales and forced to recommend a big bath towel that was so cheap fibers sluffed off when wet.
You watch me working, but your ego is too big. What you don't know is I need your jizz.
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