Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

That asshole yelling at everyone for not doing their god damn jobs while simultaneously on his phone tweeting. Don't tell me how to do my job. Joined July 2014

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

4 years ago

Also hey, fucking feels great to be working on a REAL FUCKING SHOW again. Virtual has been quite interesting, but it's not the same. Not the same by far.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

4 years ago

Ah yes, nothing like finding our a crucial piece of information about a production to help you understand why labor costs seem odd. An overnight set certainly explains the 10 hours of OT for a specific group of crew that the rest don't have.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

He decor company, HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT OFF OF MY STAGE DECKS INSTEAD OF GETTING EVERYTHING ELSE FIRST. I’d like to go home. 🙃

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

You know what fucking pissed me off? Finding out a 9am load in got pushed to 11am... AFTER ARRIVING ON SITE!

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

SITDOWN BREAKFAST IT IS!

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

Don’t you just fucking love it when the client gives you a call time first thing in the morning. For 9:30am. After you’ve already arrived at 7:30am. Yeah. Fuck me.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

When a certain In-House AV provider forgets to sell your client a stage wash for the Gala... that’s being recorded... and photographed... 🙄

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

Guess what? I’M STILL NOT DONE! :D This fucking banquet ended 30 minutes ago and people won’t leave.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

Update, I’m pretty sure a Perfect Cue was purchased. Maybe I don’t need my own now.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

Always bring the right gear for the job ladies and gentlemen. Your life will be significantly fucking easier.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

CLEARLY I just need to bring my own I don’t have to deal with EVERY SINGLE PRESENTER having issues.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

IT’S CALLED A FUCKING PERFECTCUE! UNLIKE A SHITTY OFFICE SUPPLY SLIDE ADVANCER, ITLL FUCKING WORK IN A BIG ROOM DURING A SHOW.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

Sleep? Nah. Who needs it. I sure as fuck don’t apparently.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

It definitely feels nice when a client meets you for the first time and has 100% confidence in you. Especially when you’ve only slept an hour and a half 😂

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

Fucking god help me, it’s been so long since Ive had to setup a breakout room that I was actually excited to do it this morning.

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

There is nothing funnier in this world than watching the owner of the company pull over on the side of the road to grab a milk crate that’s hanging out in the middle of the road. #priorities

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Asshole Production Manager @AssholePM

7 years ago

Remember that show I told you about? The one where there was a 3.5 hour load in? Yeah. At hour 2.5 now. It’s going better than expected. It’s amazing what can happen with a half decent crew.