Asshole Texts @AssholeTexts
Got a creeper who won't take a hint and stop texting you? Let me handle that. Joined June 2014-
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To the bitches who disrespected by wingman tonight: I have no regret in calling you all skanks and whores with dirty vaginas
When all the days blend together...
Too bad he had the wrong house. Cuz I'm bootylicious.
That moment when you see your banana hammock in your laundry basket and go "Oh yeah...that happened..."
Whenever a girl asks you about your past sexual experiences #FIF!!! youtu.be/mdeo7Q2E5cE
We're gonna get along just fine.👌👍😂
I can't date you if you're boring, I like to have fun
How you know bae doesn't want to talk.
You can be beautiful, but your personality is what's gonna keep me around. #StopBoringPeople2014
Bitches be like "If you're gonna ignore me, delete me" Bitch, if you don't like bein ignored, stop textin!
When that fine honey be walkin in front of you and you be all:
@juliaajank considering it's been 5 months... Yes. Crush his hopes and dreams.
@CourtneyClymer "you're right; I've never hung out with a guy who can't use his legs, but I don't intend on starting with you" lmao
This doctor be lookin like a 24 year old man but soundin like an 18 year old girl, and my mind is blown. #WhatTheActualFuck
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