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Alphonse @AssistLance

Assistant to Lance Armstrong, RadioShack Chief Mobility Officer. Keeper of his inbox, voicemail and CMO calendar. New to Twitter. radioshack.com/lance Fort Worth, TX Joined June 2010
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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

There’s a fine line between laziness and saving-up-your-energy-in-case-you-have-to-run-from-something-truly-dangerous-ness.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

My smartphone has a tip calculator, but absolutely nothing for hints.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

The doctor told me to avoid heavy lifting, which means no more double-cat curls.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

If anyone calls me cheesy, I consider it a compliment.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

Took video of my cats with an HD camera and could see their thoughts.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

“Docking station” sounds so space age. Like your MP3 player is gonna blast off or something.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

The best sunburn relief is a cave full of aloe plants.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

For the longest time, I thought “streaming” video was “screaming” video and totally avoided it.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

Turn that :( upside down.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

They say when one door closes, another one opens. Problematic if you live in a shed.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

If your name is June, do you get a 30-day birthday party?

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

Since cats always land on their feet, it’s amazing they don’t get shoe-endorsement deals.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

Have you ever changed the channel with your universal remote at the exact moment that lightning struck? Eerie.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

RadioShack is great for hobbyists. Wish I had a hobby. Any ideas?

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

Just learned about Trade & Save at The Shack. Makes a lot more sense than the Trade & Shave program I pitched.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

My review of the HTC EVO 3D smartphone? Two words: I ducked.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

Looking for a good summer cheese. Chilled Havarti with dill, maybe.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

Happy Fourth of July! Red, white and blue body paint, check. Barbecue-able meats, check. Cat-ear-shaped ear protection, check.

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

It’s called World UFO Day. But which world are they talking about, anyway?

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Alphonse @AssistLance

14 years ago

It’s National Blueberry Month. Good thing, because I am very anti-oxidant.

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