Thickie Don @AstrosCounty
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If the last thing I see on this God-forsaken hellscape of a website is this thread, I'm so incredibly thankful for the time I spent here.
If the last thing I see on this God-forsaken hellscape of a website is this thread, I'm so incredibly thankful for the time I spent here.
Oh dang Andy Pettitte is thinking about coming to Houston
Oh dang Andy Pettitte is thinking about coming to Houston
The Astros have been so quiet this offseason that their page on MLB Trade Rumors is actually redirected from Wayback Machine
RIP in peace Texas
Alright then.
Alright then. https://t.co/hjN5lTlsXx
This is one of the best pieces of Christmas writing of all time stnicholascenter.org/around-the-wor…
THE ARISTOCRATS!
Can’t believe that the video pitch from A.C. Green worked that well on him
Can’t believe that the video pitch from A.C. Green worked that well on him
Got the Isle of Capri Casino jingle stuck in my wife’s head. It’s a good day.
Like, "Overrun" overrun? Or "Overrun" like when Tuberville's 2011 Texas Tech Red Raiders gave up 39.2 points per game?
Like, "Overrun" overrun? Or "Overrun" like when Tuberville's 2011 Texas Tech Red Raiders gave up 39.2 points per game?
When I reflect on 2023 I'm always going to think about how (a) my wife almost died on our 20th anniversary trip, (b) the Astros shit the bed against the gd Ramgers in the ALCS, and (c) everything in my house broke at the same time
The other day I was mowing and got bit by mosquitoes. 2 weeks before Christmas. I thought it was fun to rhyme “mistletoe” with “mosquito.” Then I accidentally wrote an entire Texas Christmas song.
I haven't seen this much Texas appropriation since Nashville tried to become Austin
It was in my bio that I was "Occasionally seen in the Houston Chronicle" and someone told me "Chron isn't the Chronicle" and so I changed my bio. Anyway, no one should be on here anymore so
It was in my bio that I was "Occasionally seen in the Houston Chronicle" and someone told me "Chron isn't the Chronicle" and so I changed my bio. Anyway, no one should be on here anymore so
Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13
73K Followers 4K Following Astros writer, The Juice Box Journal / POLITICO & USA TODAY alum / Native Houstonian / Follow @michaelschwab_Astros on Instagram
Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart
111K Followers 2K Following ⚾️21st season as Astros beat reporter (since 2004, '09 for https://t.co/OvZbskZBxh) 🐾 University of Houston graduate
Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot
13K Followers 712 Following Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)
Julia Morales @JuliaMorales
184K Followers 806 Following Reporter/Host for @SpaceCityHN. Field reporter for @Astros.
Bonda @BenOndaTop
22K Followers 571 Following I tell stories for a living...Texans/Rockets/Astros...UH ALUM. [email protected] for business inquiries. DM’s open as well.
Astros Fans UK @AstrosFansUK
16K Followers 969 Following Supporting our Astros 24/7 & connecting Astros fans across the world! @MLBUKCommunity co-creator. Contributor to @ApolloHOU [email protected]
Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1
16K Followers 665 Following Co-Founder of @ApolloHOU. Blogger. Podcaster. Disruptor.
APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU
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The Astros Locker @TheAstrosLocker
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MLB Metrics @MLBMetrics
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Roosh @RooshWilliams
29K Followers 806 Following NBA talk. Host @StateofRockets + @RocketsWatch. Podcast for @ballislife. Rec League World Champion. Texas alum. Houston everything.
Astros Future @AstrosFuture
36K Followers 438 Following Jimmy Price | Covering the Astros, the minor league system and the prospects | https://t.co/2KvMHMjSJh | Apollo Podcast Network: https://t.co/wVX4PhCCs9
🏆🔥 ⚾️ SLEEP.. @astros_dude
7K Followers 2K Following Houston Sports | Please Do Not Follow Me | Engagement Account | Satire
ClutchFans @clutchfans
78K Followers 473 Following Diehard and loyal Houston Rockets fans, https://t.co/BFEPFEWrcB has been giving the honest dish since '96. Store: https://t.co/meSM62NHk1
Space City Sports @LiveSCS
12K Followers 2K Following The Astros have beaten your favorite team too many times to count. 2X Champs. THIS IS A FAN PAGE. I’m just trolling, don’t take it personally.
astrosmemes @astros_memes
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Robert Flores @RoFlo
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81 Followers 1K Following
Game Day Chug @gamedaychug
14 Followers 65 Following Just chuggin’ beers and talkin’ Houston sports. #Astros ⚾️ #Rockets 🏀 #Texans 🏈 Cheers! 🍻
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21 Followers 226 Following
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William Charles @WilliamCha53994
18 Followers 383 Following #X Philanthropist# old account got hacked, just got this back up fr. Free to DM Me with your cash app, PayPal, Venmo or Zelle account. God bless!!!
Jaz @HTX_Astros_Fan
62 Followers 106 Following TX Panhandle born & raised - H-Town Transplant WS 2022 G6 🧡⚾️💙 iykyk / ✭ ✭ ✭ Dallas Cowboys 🏈 ✭ ✭ ✭ Here for the baseball/football banter
Thismee @Thismee425699
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Claude Pickens @Astropickens
23 Followers 410 Following
Tami Tankersley @TamiTankersley
37 Followers 211 Following Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
Todd Moore @toddmoore52
31 Followers 152 Following
Queenie Bossy Pants @m_brechtel
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34 Followers 120 Following
MarieDeniseRamos @mdp5168
106 Followers 282 Following
Mildred @Mildred1676713
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Curtis Cooke @CurtisCooke
30 Followers 300 Following
Robby71 @71shadetree
302 Followers 2K Following
JR @jaqueelarhea
33 Followers 494 Following Fan of the Houston Astros, Green Bay Packers, Kentucky Wildcats. I’m not on Twitter to gather followers.
Melinda Carlock @melinda5678
8 Followers 225 Following
RenaeJ✝️🇺🇸�.. @BeccaAdams1980
866 Followers 2K Following I'm married to my best friend, and have 3 amazing children. I love sports history and economics/politics.
Jim @MELT1917
239 Followers 654 Following
bluthswede @Jeffbaggyrules
153 Followers 174 Following Astros Baseball and wrestling. Not a very good tweeter.
🔥⚾️💫 R3L3NT.. @RyanL_RRTX
341 Followers 580 Following Baseball fan, ASTROS! God, Fam, Baseball. Elite Lollygager. WE WANT WSC3! No men LOB! Be #Relentless💫 #GoStros #BuryMeInTheH 🤙
Anselm @Anselm427
362 Followers 6K Following To be prepared against surprise is to be trained. To be prepared for surprise is to be educated. 🎎🎐 Facts do not fall in the face of discomfort 🌗
Frank Grimes @FrankGrimes47
105 Followers 329 Following
Scotty Swillie @scottyswillie
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Rob @robturner651
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Nikki mayert180🍑�.. @Nikkimayert180
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Moonlight Graham @SoonerStro
4 Followers 74 Following
Michael Ratcliff @misterratcliff
107 Followers 237 Following
inspector gadget @inzpectorgadget
309 Followers 460 Following all things Houston Sports! #Texans , #Astros , #Rockets 🤘🏻creator of #kyledriver for all the KFT bombs!
True Blue @True___Blue
428 Followers 3K Following Native Texan, generally suspicious. Right now into the Astros, weather, music, house plants, humor, skateboarding and butterscotch
Ryan @RyanLeftTown
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Mitchell O'Malley @MitchOMalley
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Back To The Bullpen @B2Bullpen
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ElonMusk @ElonMusk1183
183 Followers 6K Following
Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13
73K Followers 4K Following Astros writer, The Juice Box Journal / POLITICO & USA TODAY alum / Native Houstonian / Follow @michaelschwab_Astros on Instagram
Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart
111K Followers 2K Following ⚾️21st season as Astros beat reporter (since 2004, '09 for https://t.co/OvZbskZBxh) 🐾 University of Houston graduate
Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome
62K Followers 998 Following Astros beat writer at The Athletic | [email protected]
Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot
13K Followers 712 Following Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)
Julia Morales @JuliaMorales
184K Followers 806 Following Reporter/Host for @SpaceCityHN. Field reporter for @Astros.
Bonda @BenOndaTop
22K Followers 571 Following I tell stories for a living...Texans/Rockets/Astros...UH ALUM. [email protected] for business inquiries. DM’s open as well.
Astros Fans UK @AstrosFansUK
16K Followers 969 Following Supporting our Astros 24/7 & connecting Astros fans across the world! @MLBUKCommunity co-creator. Contributor to @ApolloHOU [email protected]
Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1
16K Followers 665 Following Co-Founder of @ApolloHOU. Blogger. Podcaster. Disruptor.
APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU
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Blummer Bock @blummer27
75K Followers 853 Following 14 MLB veteran, World Series Champion, Astros color analyst. Beer connoisseur.
MLB Metrics @MLBMetrics
34K Followers 967 Following MLB stats, news, info, thoughts, and analysis. Follow if you love baseball.
Roosh @RooshWilliams
29K Followers 806 Following NBA talk. Host @StateofRockets + @RocketsWatch. Podcast for @ballislife. Rec League World Champion. Texas alum. Houston everything.
Astros Future @AstrosFuture
36K Followers 438 Following Jimmy Price | Covering the Astros, the minor league system and the prospects | https://t.co/2KvMHMjSJh | Apollo Podcast Network: https://t.co/wVX4PhCCs9
🏆🔥 ⚾️ SLEEP.. @astros_dude
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ClutchFans @clutchfans
78K Followers 473 Following Diehard and loyal Houston Rockets fans, https://t.co/BFEPFEWrcB has been giving the honest dish since '96. Store: https://t.co/meSM62NHk1
Robert Flores @RoFlo
127K Followers 349 Following Youtube: https://t.co/e1Gqnjx70H Twitch: https://t.co/6SxzvUAnLB
Picks with the Profes.. @ProfessorSides
3K Followers 64 Following PhD stats prof with sports betting predictive models, 10k YouTube subs, 5% ROI on 2023 CFB A grades, 22% ROI on 2023 NFL A grades, 6% ROI on 23-24 CBB POTD
The New Republic @newrepublic
180K Followers 2K Following Founded in 1914, The New Republic is a magazine of interpretation and opinion for a rapidly changing world.
Ryan Ferguson @theryanferguson
154 Followers 676 Following Mathlete, psychologist, dog person. Analyst for the Houston Astros
regan @altregan
20K Followers 1K Following @siriusxm senior director music programming @altnation presenter/host advanced placement also, suburban dad
Tessa Bonhomme @Tessab25
45K Followers 2K Following TSN Anchor/reporter, Olympic Gold Medalist Vancouver 2010 Gold - Women's Hockey. Graduate of The Ohio State University (GO BUCKS!!!)
Grover & Friends @GroverNFriends
109 Followers 134 Following My friends & I love sports! 1. Astros, 2. Everything else. Not affiliated with Sesame Street.
Victor 🧑🏽�.. @darknezz20
84 Followers 111 Following Proud Father and a lucky Husband. A little obsessed with the @astros. Deaf blind 🧑🏽🦯 and love to run. #Runner #Ready2Reign #UshersSyndrome #relentless
Hayes Holly @HayesHolly2
14K Followers 581 Following Diabetes specialist, basketball coach, Astros baseball
SABR BioProject @SABRbioproject
22K Followers 1K Following Official feed of SABR's BioProject by co-director Gregory H. Wolf. Join the Society for American Baseball Research and become active in the BioProject.
Footy Scran @FootyScran
586K Followers 972 Following The original and only Footy Scran. Posting scran at the football. DM’s are open for new photos 📸 [email protected] for contact and questions!
Dates in Movies @DatesInMovies
54K Followers 265 Following When you absolutely, positively got to know every #OnThisDay in movie history, accept no substitutes.
Al Sharpstown @MKingJohnson
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Rev. Malcolm Foley, P.. @MalcolmBFoley
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NWS Storm Prediction .. @NWSSPC
425K Followers 164 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Storm Prediction Center. Details: https://t.co/mRyGMdRYT3
Tommy Witherspoon @TSpoonFeed
5K Followers 100 Following I am a longtime newspaper journalist who works now as managing editor for KWTX, the leading Central Texas television station.
Fort Worth Leeds Unit.. @fortworthleeds
249 Followers 91 Following The (un)official Twitter account for Leeds United supporters in Fort Worth, TX.
tuong (hot) dang @drhot5678
625 Followers 1K Following
Kreg Barrett @kreg_barrett
123 Followers 438 Following Strategic Partnerships | 3D & Digital Twins | H-Town | @LUFC | @TAMU
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139K Followers 388 Following Official Twitter Page for Los Angeles Dodgers Outfielder J.D. Martinez, Miami Native
Randy Waldrum @CoachWaldrum
17K Followers 8K Following Here to help Soccer coaches optimize their training processes | Head coach @Pitt_WSOC | Head Coach @NGSuper_Falcons | Ex President @UnitedCoaches |
Andrew Curry @HulkRunning
320 Followers 608 Following Born and raised in Houston, TX. Founder, @CurryCuts, a small record label based in Portland, OR. Visit Curry Cuts at https://t.co/U4IlRYrlLk
Loren Galloway Bowans @dearloren
226 Followers 276 Following I like beer, baseball, and '70s music, just like your dad.
Michael Bier @MichaelJBier
5K Followers 1K Following @DanPatrickEDU ‘23. Social Media @FoulTerritoryTV. Featured: @Complex, @PatMcAfeeShow, @NFLonFox. Business Inquiries: [email protected].
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164K Followers 4K Following Curator of the art, history and fiction of old dreams.
James Meche @yamesmeche
247 Followers 258 Following Afternoon Producer for @espn_swla | RP3, D-Loh & Meche M-F 11am-1pm | IG: yamesmeche TikTok: yamesmeche
Immaculate Grid @immaculategrid
56K Followers 76 Following Put your sports knowledge to the test. Powered by @sports_ref. New baseball ⚾ football 🏈 basketball 🏀 hockey 🏒 and soccer ⚽ grids every day! #immaculategrid
ryan, lost in texas @ComboFajitas
772 Followers 513 Following I like having fun, I like to laugh. views expressed are my own and do not represent my employer and stuff or something.
Matt Kawahara @matthewkawahara
12K Followers 753 Following Astros for the Houston Chronicle. Prev: San Francisco Chronicle, Sacramento Bee. Email: [email protected].
Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg
107K Followers 8K Following Journalist & Historian. Director, @aspencyber. Contributor, @WIRED. Fmr ed, @PoliticoMag & @washingtonian. garrett.graff AT gmail OR ProtonMail.
The Eyewall @TheEyewallWx
9K Followers 111 Following No-hype coverage of tropical storms, hurricanes, and extreme weather from the meteorologists at @SpaceCityWx in Houston.
CV Academy @CVAcademy
41K Followers 283 Following The @coachesvoice Academy gives you online coaching courses from the game's greatest minds.
The Coaches' Voice @CoachesVoice
151K Followers 2K Following The definitive view on football, voiced through the insights of those who know it best. @CVAcademy ⚽️ @CoachesVoice_ES 🇪🇸 @Pt_CoachesVoice 🇵🇹
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403 Followers 322 Following Latest chapter of the Texas-based Leeds United supporter groups.
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Dawson Eiserloh @EiserlohDawson
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Wiley Post @WileyPostKHOU
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We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen
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Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_
309K Followers 172 Following State Representative for District 52. Community Organizer. HBCU grad. On the journey, searching for higher ground. Carrying my ancestors’ prayers.
Justin J. Pearson @Justinjpearson
254K Followers 197 Following TN State Representative District 86 • Founder of Memphis Community Against Pollution #votejustinj #justin4justice
Elie Mystal @ElieNYC
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Jordan Ray-Hart @jordanrayhart
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Pat Richter @PatRichter512
56 Followers 630 Following Dad, lawyer, runner, sports fan, music appreciator.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty regardless of how late it may appear to have come, I’m proud of you, James. I’m praying for you and your wife. Keep fighting forward.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty I swore this was gonna be a bit, but you really shared some real shit. Good on ya m8. Sending you and your fam my best
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Sounds like you’re on the right steps towards accepting yourself and being present for your wife & daughter. Best wishes for continued growth on this journey
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty First,you're doing great w/sobriety. I'm proud of you. (ZERO sarcasm) Second, I always support people striving to do/be better for themselves & the people they love. There's never too many restarts to get to the you you need to be. Here's to the best outcome for all of you. ❤️
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Thanks for sharing, James. This took the kind of self-sacrificing guts that the Bible calls for real men to have. You are on the right path. Last year I read Nancy Pearcey's book on toxic masculinity and culture and it was very interesting. I think you might find it so as well.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Love you guys
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My Wife (@MrsAstrosCounty) Almost Left Me - And Still Might astroscounty.com/2024/04/my-wif…
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Do me a favor forget the Astros and concentrate on your wife and your self. After what she has been through and is still with you! Don’t let her go she is special. Mama Ninfa
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Cheering for y'all for sure.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Don't know you except from the internet, but praying for yall, and rooting for you both.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty This was very brave. Praying you to will work things out.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Kudos to you for having the cajones to post this on a public forum- wishing you and your family lots of happiness and healing.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty It takes a ton of courage to share that and I guarantee you this post will change the life of of least one person going through something similar Praying for you my man, and mad respect for the transparency
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Thank you for sharing. It takes a lot of courage and strength to admit that you have a problem and even more to actually take the steps to do something about it. I wish you all the success in your journey through recovery.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty It sounds like you are making the right steps towards recovery, and hopefully, saving your marriage. Sending you both hugs, strength, and love.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Sorry to hear about all of this, I really hope you’re able to find the peace to get through this together for now & beyond. If you ever want to talk, my door is always open.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Much love to y'all. Wish nothing but the best and I hope that both of you continue to find the strength to navigate this storm and hopefully, recover, rebuild, and reinforce the love and respect you have for one another.
@AstrosCounty @MrsAstrosCounty Thank you for sharing this. It takes a lot of courage to not only reflect on how you can do and be better, but to also make the necessary changes. I really hope you and @MrsAstrosCounty find your way back to each other. Sending all my love to both of you. ❤️
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