Aubrey Plaza's Log 🇺🇦 @AubreyPlazasLog
I'm huge, lonely and a log. I was shipped to Aubrey's home in L.A., then she moved. Los Angeles Joined June 2012-
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Boo! I always restore tabs when possible. But, I have had to move on with my life more than once after losing my tabs.
Boo! I always restore tabs when possible. But, I have had to move on with my life more than once after losing my tabs.
This is becoming a habit! At the Tavern on Main having a Allagash White with the @Lakers #SantaMonica #beer #burger
Sitting at the bar at Chez Jay in Santa Monica with an Allagash White. Third song in a row by The Replacements. "A Little Mascara". Life is good!
What an asshole. I hope there wasn't any damage to the stairs.
What an asshole. I hope there wasn't any damage to the stairs.
It will be on every late night monologue tonight!
Yup.
Spme people just drive their car. Some people live in their car. Some people have a disco party in their car. #disco #mirrorball #party
Today there's a 5.1 earthquake and we're waiting on the worst of a tropical storm to come through. SoCal really does have it all! #hurricanehilary #HILARY #earthquake
@tribelaw UNLV, 10/19/16: @HillaryClinton's WARNING: "You know, every time Donald thinks things aren't going in his direction, he claims whatever it is, is #Rigged against him. This is a mind-set. Let's be clear about what that means. He is talking down our democracy." #ELECTION
trump knew he was going to lose the 2020 election long before votes were cast. And because his stupid ego couldn't handle it, he cried "rigged" long before. By setting his followers expectations to think the election was going to be stolen, it just confirmed what they "knew"…
Remember when you could not buy any hand sanitizer? #free
There is no need to await the outcome of Trump’s pending criminal prosecution in connection with January 6 to bar him from running for president. He is already disqualified from serving as an elected official in the United States ever again. bit.ly/3KeaeK7
It isn't very hard to be good to others. A genuine sharing of life and experience from person to bring joy to another person.
It isn't very hard to be good to others. A genuine sharing of life and experience from person to bring joy to another person.
Donald Trump (shown here with daughter Ivanka) is raging against Fox News for using "horrible" photos of him for their broadcasts.
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I want to watch the @celtics lose tonight more than I want to watch @GoldenKnights win. #basketball #hockey #StanleyCupPlayoffs #NBAPlayoffs
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