Miss Diagnosis @Aut_tot
What would Jimmy Buffett do? an Obama fashion show Joined August 2010-
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I feel like I could do this
Gus and Frances at 11 pm every night
Gus and Frances at 11 pm every night
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notice how people stopped being on crutches after high school
Ummm guys I think I just fell out of a coconut tree???
I stepped on a piece of glass while going through TSA and the worst part was that my phone was still in the bin so I couldn’t even take a picture of all the blood dripping onto the floor while I waited for a bandaid
I think about this once a week
Every day I fight for my LIFE to resist the urge to start smoking cigarettes
Cooked a perfect steak last night if anyone even cares
I Went To Applebee’s And They Charged Me 3.99 For The Hair On My Burger
Oof.
This is desperately needed!!!!
I know these crazy kids are causing trouble up there together ❤️
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the president of the tortured poets department
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They should invent a type of hangout with your friends where time freezes and you stay with them for an eternity
This is how I feel when I make popcorn at work and then for the rest of the day everyone who walks down the hallway says “it smells like popcorn”
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I chuckle a lil when people tell me I’m a pleasure to work with cause tbh ma’am I’m just Pleasure. A pleasure to work with, converse with, sleep with, travel with, cry with, smoke with… to know me is to know Pleasure.
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justin. @Juan_Keem
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Marian August Phillip.. @MariiPhilly
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banks will email you to let you know that you have a new message in your Online Banking Mailbox and the message is "We are your bank"
“he is risen! glory be to god” being posted to their instagram stories by the meanest girls you’ve ever met
Jim Henson doodles that would be great tattoos
i’m engaging in something called “lifemaxxing”. this is where i sit outside, eat a sugary pastry, and take deep breaths.
I love who I am when I remember put the Trader Joe’s croissants out to rise
Beep beep, bitches im rolling through
my honest truth is i DO think you have to like children. i think if you are a person who goes around saying you don’t like children that signals something very wrong with your soul and you should seek therapy about it.
"giddy up jinglehorse pick up your feet" would devastate me
I promised to be a bipartisan governor, and I think we can all admit -- I succeeded at bringing Kansans across the political aisle together in disliking the recently proposed license plate. I've heard you loud and clear. We will adjust the process so you can provide input.
People posting AI portraits are like here’s what I would look like if I looked totally and completely different
If you join a Teams meeting 4 minutes early, I am not joining. You’re insane. These 4 minutes are mine. You can never take them from me. Sickos.
Fritz is growing up so fast!
studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you’re saying, and they feel it in their little heart
Fiona standing like a meerkat!
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