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a hour ago

Percent of touches in the final 3rd - Premier League - via FBref Firmino - 48% Kane - 48% KDB - 54% Mané - 56% Haaland - 60% Agüero - 63% Sterling - 64% Hazard - 64% Salah - 66% Only 1 player on this list is excused for their creative and g/a stats because “they play too deep”.

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2 days ago

Found a hidden gem YouTube channel for football stat nerds. youtube.com/@sincerefc?si=…

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Chiddy 🇳🇬 @chiddyafc

2 days ago

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3 days ago

Did somebody say super league?

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3 days ago

Fark man both AXA and Expedia are major sponsors of Liverpool FC. This shit runs deep.

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BDS movement @BDSmovement

3 days ago

Fark man both AXA and Expedia are major sponsors of Liverpool FC. This shit runs deep.

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6 days ago

Bicyclists get a lot of shit on this app but at worst they’re just annoying/entitled. Meanwhile, ill-disciplined dog owners will allow their dogs to roam free and chase and attack people and then blame the victim.

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Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE

a week ago

Bicyclists get a lot of shit on this app but at worst they’re just annoying/entitled. Meanwhile, ill-disciplined dog owners will allow their dogs to roam free and chase and attack people and then blame the victim.

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a week ago

They were SO BAD that Gordon Ramsey, for the first time ever, had to give up on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares.

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alexa @alexadoingstuff

a week ago

They were SO BAD that Gordon Ramsey, for the first time ever, had to give up on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares.

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Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc

a week ago

Was hoping we could use this… #GTFC

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a week ago

I’m crying man most people misinterpreted this as Salah slander 😭

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a week ago

I’m crying man most people misinterpreted this as Salah slander 😭

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a week ago

Found this funny Salah in the entirety of the 24-25 league season took 11 shots from outside the box. Yamal this season after 2 games has already taken 12 shots from outside the box lol.

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james @jamiepersonaI

3 weeks ago

timeline lying again, 9 years here and people still don't understand what type of player he is. Breaking news the most impactful player itw is going to have some wasteful actions!

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nk 🏌🏾 @nku3he

3 weeks ago

timeline lying again, 9 years here and people still don't understand what type of player he is. Breaking news the most impactful player itw is going to have some wasteful actions!

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nk 🏌🏾 @nku3he

3 weeks ago

Mohamed Salah vs Bournemouth 👑 @MoSalah

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أمـآني من غزة𓂆🇵🇸. @Mona8a15

3 weeks ago

Today is my birthday, and my only wish is to see smiles in our market. The stalls are full, but hands are empty. If you wish to gift me anything, let it be support for family — every amount revives hope😞💔🙏. @oliveegirl @ainiladra @dhainkanbaa chuffed.org/project/136381…

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The Sameer Project @sameerproject

3 weeks ago

Babies are meant to be fed every few hours, never to miss their feedings as they are growing and developing so much in the first several months of life. But in Gaza, babies continue to scream and cry from hunger, day and night. chuffed.org/project/136892…. Some baby formula has hit…

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4 weeks ago

Ziоnists might be the dumbest people on the planet. This video shows nothing of what the liar who posted it says, yet absolute morons are eating this up. Hasbara propaganda is so washed.

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Kosher🎗 @koshercockney

4 weeks ago

Ziоnists might be the dumbest people on the planet. This video shows nothing of what the liar who posted it says, yet absolute morons are eating this up. Hasbara propaganda is so washed.

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أنس الشريف Anas Al-Sharif @AnasAlSharif0

4 weeks ago

This is my will and my final message. If these words reach you, know that Israel has succeeded in killing me and silencing my voice. First, peace be upon you and Allah’s mercy and blessings. Allah knows I gave every effort and all my strength to be a support and a voice for my…

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أنس الشريف Anas Al-Sharif @AnasAlSharif0

4 weeks ago

هذه وصيّتي، ورسالتي الأخيرة. إن وصلَتكم كلماتي هذه، فاعلموا أن إسرائيل قد نجحت في قتلي وإسكات صوتي. بداية السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته يعلم الله أنني بذلت كل ما أملك من جهدٍ وقوة، لأكون سندًا وصوتًا لأبناء شعبي، مذ فتحت عيني على الحياة في أزقّة وحارات مخيّم جباليا للاجئين،…

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