Is that what you're going to wear? @Autistical

Author of Do You Think This Is Strange,a coming of age story of 2 teens on the spectrum -- https://t.co/IBwhQOmhmE autistical.com B.C. Joined September 2012

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Is that what you're going to wear? @Autistical

a year ago

Is the letter Y transitioning to a vowel or is it transitioning to a consonant?

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a year ago

The Polar Express would not have gone over as well if, instead of a conductor picking up children at night in a resplendent train, they were picked up in a series of white vans.

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a year ago

The other day my daughter asked me if physics allowed for alternate universes to exist and, if so, how many of them didn't include her annoying brother.

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a year ago

*kidnappers put 15 year old son in car* Son: I call music

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2 years ago

Small sacrifices are for small gods #smallsacrifice #smallgod

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2 years ago

If dreams aren't real, and dreams have no meaning, why do we keep having them?

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2 years ago

No one stops listening to a symphony because they know it's going to end

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2 years ago

Funny how LGBT has expanded since it was coined in 1988. At its most elegant and nuanced, it is now LGBTQQIP2SAA. In 35 years, it's evolved from a sandwich to a password.

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2 years ago

When centaurs run, do they pump their arms?

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2 years ago

The people who classified batteries in to A, AA, AAA were clearly afraid of electricity

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3 years ago

My daughter wants a cat and want to name it Hugh because Cat is short for Catthew

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3 years ago

Sex is great but have you ever finally scratched that part of your back you can't reach with either hand and it's been driving you crazy for the past ten minutes?

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3 years ago

I don't have bad handwriting, I just write with a strong accent

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3 years ago

I have a time travel joke but you didn't like it

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3 years ago

The executor of my will is also tasked with deleting my browser history

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3 years ago

We got a new flat screen TV for the living room and my daughter won the coin toss to peel off the protective cellophane. "Ah, this is so satisfying," she said. "Kind of like peeling the skin off a sunburn."

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3 years ago

A friend told me yesterday: "I just bought a computer specifically for Netflix. I can't afford Netflix yet, but this computer is one step closer."

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3 years ago

I finished Paul Coelho's The Alchemist, and a line has stuck with me: "The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times." But then I wondered, how does someone get up more times than they fall down ...

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3 years ago

What's real love? It's the feeling you get from an incredible concert, the burst from a brand new song, the peace of a stunning mountain valley view. None of it complete until you can share it with her. And then she goes 'meh' so you get annoyed at her. That's love.

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3 years ago

Think back to when you were a kid and all the phone numbers you had to remember. How many do you remember now? Memorizing lists is a skill and we should be teaching our children how to remember things because we've all but forgotten how.