Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
Tweeting the most epic auto correct fails. Not linked to DYAC. Follow and RT ♥ On an iPhone somewhere :) Joined December 2010-
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"So I have blown my boss twice tonight and its not as bad as I thought!" - "WTF?" - "What?" - "Look at your last text" - Lmfao!! Nose"
"Chicken vaginas sound good for dinner?" - "No, not really. And ROFL btw" - "Omg hahaha! Chicken fajitas, wtf phone!"
"Is someone giving me a ride home? I won't be able to badonkadonk myself." - *FUCKING AUTOCORRECT. How is badonkadonk close to 'drive'?
"Oh by the way, I laid the babysitter." - "uh, excuse me, you fucking what????" - "HAHA I paid her, sorry to give you a heart attack babe"
"Sup I'm at my place getting anal" - "dude naw" - "shit it autocorrectes to anal inmeant snack. That was the worst autocorrect mistake ever"
"Please pick me up 2 packs of cogs. Thnx" - "Cigs not cogs" - "Yes cogs. It won't spell right" - "You need to turn off auto correct haha"
"Wanna see kickass 3some at northpark at 310" ... *Holy shit! Meant jackass 3d.*
"Bring me a terbium from Sam's? I'll pay you back" - "Okay what's a terbium? Haha..." - "Redbull. Fucking auto correct"
"I'm in the MGH lab if you need head" - "You mean help?"
"Cool, see you in the AM homoerotic" ... *Ugh. iPhone. I meant homie*
"Just got off work, lets bang under the stars" ... *hang*
"Cool, I'll bring some viagra" - "Cigars, dude, stupid text" - "I want both"
"Love it when not so important players try to look scary in their team headshits"
"At the airport they didn't even open my vag. They just squished it a little." - "Wow, I meant bag. Best. Typo. Ever."
"Can you arrange a whore house tour for my friend?" ... "WHITE HOUSE!!"
"Just drying my hair, will pick you HIV in 15 mins x" - "Ok let me know when you're setting off." - "Haha it says HIV!!"
"You have a roomie?" - "Yeah, she's nice, you'll like her slot." - "I'll like her slot? Thats a little presumptuous haha" - "Alot lol"
"Can I steal your cocaine?" - "What??!" - "Whoops I mean your coke, your diet coke."
"Do you want anything from whore foods?" - "Well I'll take something tall and blonde, but if you're at whole foods, I'll have peanut butter"
"When do you want to go on another date? I can't wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours." ... "NO. I meant dimples, stupid phone!"
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