B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

Dedicated to keeping you and Battery City safe | Official Better Living Industries Account. Battery Tower B, 01-02. //parody// admin is 18! Status: OFF Baxter(RIP) Valerie(She) Joined November 2022

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

Good morning, citizens of Battery City! There have been new faces at the office in Battery Tower, we honour the new recruits that have joined BLI Security in the name of keeping citizens like you safe! Keep smiling!

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3 years ago

Here at BLI, every colleague is your friend! We are all happy to be working with each other for the better of society!

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

// The yassification of an ex BLI worker 🤭 I gotta draw a before and after side by side

Thomas Baxter (hiatus) @Th0masBaxter

3 years ago

// The yassification of an ex BLI worker 🤭 I gotta draw a before and after side by side

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

Officer Baxter could still be out there. However, the exterminators stationed in the zones are busy with other assignments… He might never come back after all. Well, that’s totally alright! We’ve got so many new Officers with great potential anyway!

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

// For those of you that wish to see more of Baxter’s character development, he is @Th0masBaxter !, Valerie will continue to make reports here! Are you enjoying this account’s lore so far? 👀 It’s been so much fun interacting with everyone!!

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Thomas Baxter (hiatus) @Th0masBaxter

3 years ago

Finally… I can take this mask off. Feels like I can breathe the sun’s radiation!

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3 years ago

It’s unfortunate that we’ve lost Officer Baxter from our ranks…

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

Yeah… I feel ya, Mousekat! However, we’ll get patched up in no time… And you citizens, will not remember this ever happening when you take your next pill dose! Keep smiling!

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

The bounty is correct! Thank you for this kind reminder that you need to be exterminated, Mission!

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

REPORT: IT’S TRUE! IT’S OFFICER THOMAS BAXTER! AND HE GOT INTO THE KILLJOY’S CAR! … Don’t worry citizens! We won’t let the killjoy-that kidnapped our honourable officer- get away!

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

REPORT: This is Officer Valerie again, live at the scene! Hey is that- OFFICER BAXTER?

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

[The countdown begins! Three… two… one…!] He opens the back door, shoving Tristan inside first. The door’s slams shut as he pummels into the back seat, the leathers squeaking. “GO!”

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3 years ago

[Got into a firefight with the leftover Officers nearby this exit. A pain in the ass, since I have a half-dead man on my back, but I’m outside now! I see you…and a welcoming, wonderful sight of a horde of Dracs and Officers!]

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

REPORT: It seems that it was a false alarm! Wow! How relieving is that! Hold on- I think I’m seeing a car going wayyyy over the speed limit over there! This is a violat- WH-

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

[You’re right- security’s trash over here. No clue why- perhaps it’s because the budget all went to those delusional scientists and engineers. Who the hell needs a giant robot?! Alright- Hey, I think I hear your tires screechin’ from all the way in here!]

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B.L.I Security Task Force (hiatus) @BLISecurity

3 years ago

REPORT: FIRE ALARM SOUNDED IN BATTERY TOWER B. I am actually evacuating as I report! REPORT: Unidentified vehicle and it’s owner speeding down the tunnels. Investigation is ongoing! This will all be resolved soon, keep smiling ☻

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3 years ago

REPORT: Apologies for the brief interruption in the broadcasting system of our BLI-Issued headphones, as well through our digital billboards and monitors! We’ve got this situation under control! You won’t even remember this ever happened! ☻