Omelette Coleman @BadStairlift
Wondering who the real cannibals are. London, England Joined April 2017-
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🇬🇧My uncle worked on the Channel Tunnel dig and left some magical images of the day French and British teams met. After 3 weeks underground, the excavators/creuseurs really let their hair down. Smashing.🇫🇷
History will record that Britain's re-entry into the European Union began with @2012Studies defending his EU flag, but this was our el Alamein. Nobody can convince me this won't happen.
History will record that Britain's re-entry into the European Union began with @2012Studies defending his EU flag, but this was our el Alamein. Nobody can convince me this won't happen.
PhD Proposal: Studying the many Times/Telegraph/Spectator arseholes who once had dreams of living fulfilling and creative lives, settled for their filthy money, and now can't forgive people who chose differently.
PhD Proposal: Studying the many Times/Telegraph/Spectator arseholes who once had dreams of living fulfilling and creative lives, settled for their filthy money, and now can't forgive people who chose differently.
NEW on Novara Kidz, adorable fluffy green mascot Basto explains how to set up a CIA "black site" to render political opponents/school bullies, in his inimitable cheeky style.
At last the kind of grown-up post-lobotomy politics my shrivelled mind has been vaguely yearning for. Britain is back in business.
At last the kind of grown-up post-lobotomy politics my shrivelled mind has been vaguely yearning for. Britain is back in business.
A friend writes "We've been in London since leaving Rhodesia in the 1970s but this is the final straw. Despite the heartbreak, it's time to move to Epsom or Bracknell." This refugee crisis resembles the Vietnamese boat people and yet the media is silent. Absolutely tragic.
🚨Susan Hall says "this isn't an episode of the Wire. This is real life." Understand this refers to a covert operation bringing narcotics in through Tilbury to fund Conservative "stay behind" operations. One source says "expect carnage, or at least some very angry Tweets."🚨
🚨Susan Hall says "this isn't an episode of the Wire. This is real life." Understand this refers to a covert operation bringing narcotics in through Tilbury to fund Conservative "stay behind" operations. One source says "expect carnage, or at least some very angry Tweets."🚨
Andy Churnwell 🔶 @churnwell
7K Followers 1K Following Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Hard centrist. Landlord ally. @bazakemedia. [email protected]
Samplo Corvodina @TreborRhurbarb
7K Followers 2K Following I like live comedy, Dundela, Sixers, long walks. Legendary parafictioneur. Transpontine diaspora.
stefgotbooted.bsky.so.. @StefGotBooted
8K Followers 466 Following Still a #PyramidTruther. Irish. Resident Twitter fact checker. Spaghetti simp. Mascarpone Marxist. 🔪 🔪 🔪
The Gordon Jackson Fi.. @mypalfootfoot7
8K Followers 2K Following founder of the Mill of Haldane soviet. Quite left wing. 🇵🇸 Quite niche etc
P.G. Chodehouse @mynnoj
4K Followers 656 Following how did this get here i am not good with computers
Gordo! @Meat__Hook
3K Followers 1K Following never knowingly correct | he/him tumblr: https://t.co/3gF2bwCbOv FFXIV: Ruutin Tutin (Odin)
The Human CentiPeeb�.. @_Peebs69
2K Followers 2K Following Twitch Affiliate at https://t.co/qOyQAcoOJ6 A Gentleman and a Scholar. He/Him 🤖🤍💙❤️ https://t.co/ymblwOZDQA
TheIainDuncanSmiths @TheIDSmiths
23K Followers 2K Following Four lads who shook the Department for Work and Pensions
TONY BELL - #FAXCHATS.. @altgazza
2K Followers 819 Following I FIND GAZZA IN ALTRNATE TINELINES 🔭 “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’ 🏆📠 WIDOW ⚰️ FAT FINGR SYNDRONE SUFFRER 👆COMA SURVIVOR 😴 BLUE BLOCKER 🛃
Prof Kelvin Knox 🔶.. @2012Studies
3K Followers 612 Following Founder @BazakeMedia. Former lead dancer on Hitman & Her + Pink Windmill Show. Professor. Anglo-Scot.
gavinmit @gavinmit
3K Followers 472 Following
Marl Karx with a Veng.. @BareLefter
2K Followers 804 Following
Katie ⚔️𓅃⚒�.. @SpookyLovejoy
2K Followers 2K Following half-arsed amateur medievalist person. into HEMA. trainee armourer and the daftest little thorn on the fior di battaglia. @KatieArmours @TheTrashCult 🏳️⚧️𓅃🏴
not bort van houten a.. @Bortvanhoutenn
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Holyrood Hulk Hogan @KierHardlie
2K Followers 689 Following I knew you would come (He/Him) @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social
ste is writing strong.. @chai_ste
5K Followers 1K Following 🍉 creating daft leftist content • forever avenging the death of ar lady di and geronimo alpaca • sir captain tom whisperer • drummer for the band @starmship
Muireann Camack @camack_cam
0 Followers 144 Following
Lesia Worstell @WorstelLes
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Ish 🏞🇵🇸🌊 @ishferris
1K Followers 5K Following Master of the Ways of Tea and Failure. Nocturnalist. Generally tired. Pigs tend to chew more. I'd say I eat more like a duck. *This ship has sailed.*
Alva Milley @AlvaMilley9392
60 Followers 5K Following
Zuzanna Musilli @MusilliZuz93441
44 Followers 5K Following
Elon musk @EMusk1661
4 Followers 514 Following Entrepreneur 🚀| Spacex • CEO & CTO 🚔| Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄| Hyperloop • Founder 🧩| OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻| Build A 7-fig IG Business
bophade @stalinsgammyarm
10 Followers 614 Following
Potato Peel @hub1977
592 Followers 2K Following Former cows lick. Thoughts are kind of my own but usually stem from something someone else thought of first.
Thomasine Treff @ThomasineT98751
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Pisslily @pisslily118
254 Followers 339 Following my hobbies involve ignoring my grandad at Christmas, paying £300 for turkey and Stew and doxxing myself
Anya Mail @AnyaMail147289
74 Followers 5K Following
Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely
1K Followers 291 Following Verified New Left journalist focused on fostering political dialogue and members-led initiatives.
Nicholas Remington☮.. @NickRem72
2K Followers 5K Following Unofficial President of the Yorkshire Jedi Socialist Movement ☮️
Trizzy Gillespie @BlackXList
5K Followers 5K Following Music, Documentary and Fight photographer, Recovering sneakerhead. https://t.co/ouT4b1QUg5 My journey may not be peaceful, but I can give you some Heavy D
Betty Ocha @OchBett
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Angelique Halwood @HalwoAngeliq
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G. Gordon Mononym @MrMononym
386 Followers 783 Following Satirist, leftist, feminist, istist 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
🤙 jimmyg.bsky.soci.. @jimterest
593 Followers 461 Following
Hoppyno3 💙 @hoppyno3
474 Followers 533 Following I get 'too involved' apparently. That's nice, don't forget to put it on my fucking headstone.
Tesha Plunket @PlunketTes75426
81 Followers 5K Following
Prank Scorpio MP @cpt_scorpio
346 Followers 2K Following CEO of Globex Corp. Corbynista, professional troll.
VergieKleinfelder @VergieK20618
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Spartacist Paulo ☭ .. @p_pk39
785 Followers 2K Following Marxist-Luxemburgist, Trans Ally🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 ☭ From another timeline where the German Revolution 1918/19 was successful, red Germany = red planet🔻
Rob Bradley @RobBrad19792134
64 Followers 316 Following
Jack Gander @VeedonABQ
280 Followers 1K Following 😬😵💫😶🌫️🌫◻️◽️▫️UK citizen (2nd class), once visited Jordan 🐪 {oryx emoji}
Goodgurlgonemad @WithBirdTattoo
5K Followers 6K Following Earthling. Scouse Irish 🔥 in belly Red in my bed. Via Dolorosa 🇵🇸 Class politics, ride or die trying. #BLM #JFT97 Views my own not my employers.
Piccisan @Piccisan1
168 Followers 570 Following
Natasha Spellman @SpellNata
92 Followers 5K Following
Final Girl Support Gr.. @final__girl
836 Followers 916 Following Libsoc ☆ She/her ☆ Recovering addict ☆ private - @final__girl__1 ☆ tv/film nerd ☆ Women, Life, Freedom 💚🤍♥️☆ feminists love Eminem ~ grindcore hooligan ☆ 36
anti-british agender @VeganPornNotts
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Birdie Nuzzo @nuz_bir
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NovaBenzo @JamesNunney1
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Fanye @Fanyewest1
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Sylvia Zicafoose @SZicafoose21538
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Janyce Onnen @JanyceOnne13245
44 Followers 5K Following
Kelley Harpham @HarphaKelle
52 Followers 5K Following
Andy Churnwell 🔶 @churnwell
7K Followers 1K Following Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Hard centrist. Landlord ally. @bazakemedia. [email protected]
Samplo Corvodina @TreborRhurbarb
7K Followers 2K Following I like live comedy, Dundela, Sixers, long walks. Legendary parafictioneur. Transpontine diaspora.
stefgotbooted.bsky.so.. @StefGotBooted
8K Followers 466 Following Still a #PyramidTruther. Irish. Resident Twitter fact checker. Spaghetti simp. Mascarpone Marxist. 🔪 🔪 🔪
The Gordon Jackson Fi.. @mypalfootfoot7
8K Followers 2K Following founder of the Mill of Haldane soviet. Quite left wing. 🇵🇸 Quite niche etc
P.G. Chodehouse @mynnoj
4K Followers 656 Following how did this get here i am not good with computers
Tom Usher @tom_usher_
39K Followers 4K Following That's why I'm the outspoken one from the band Commissions: [email protected] Agent: [email protected]
Gordo! @Meat__Hook
3K Followers 1K Following never knowingly correct | he/him tumblr: https://t.co/3gF2bwCbOv FFXIV: Ruutin Tutin (Odin)
Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent
23K Followers 1K Following General smartarse cracks wise in assault-proof environment.
The Human CentiPeeb�.. @_Peebs69
2K Followers 2K Following Twitch Affiliate at https://t.co/qOyQAcoOJ6 A Gentleman and a Scholar. He/Him 🤖🤍💙❤️ https://t.co/ymblwOZDQA
Simon Hedges @Orwell_Fan
11K Followers 974 Following Almost award winning journalist, I'm 49. 'A great writer' - Philip Pullman. Insta - Orwell_Fan
TheIainDuncanSmiths @TheIDSmiths
23K Followers 2K Following Four lads who shook the Department for Work and Pensions
Streatham Rovers Foot.. @StreathamRovers
37K Followers 242 Following Non-league club in South London. Proud members of the Xtermin8 Rat Poison Football League. Established 1917. Shop: https://t.co/y8ZJampJwK
TONY BELL - #FAXCHATS.. @altgazza
2K Followers 819 Following I FIND GAZZA IN ALTRNATE TINELINES 🔭 “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’ 🏆📠 WIDOW ⚰️ FAT FINGR SYNDRONE SUFFRER 👆COMA SURVIVOR 😴 BLUE BLOCKER 🛃
Prof Kelvin Knox 🔶.. @2012Studies
3K Followers 612 Following Founder @BazakeMedia. Former lead dancer on Hitman & Her + Pink Windmill Show. Professor. Anglo-Scot.
gavinmit @gavinmit
3K Followers 472 Following
Marl Karx with a Veng.. @BareLefter
2K Followers 804 Following
Trans World Sport @TransWorldSport
9K Followers 2K Following We are the world of sport. Following the world's greatest athletes, competitions and tournaments around the globe.
Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely
1K Followers 291 Following Verified New Left journalist focused on fostering political dialogue and members-led initiatives.
Rent Protect @RentProtectUK
61 Followers 117 Following A charitable organisation for the help and support of UK landlords. An account run by landlords for landlords.
Bilal Zafar | TOURING.. @Zafarcakes
19K Followers 1K Following TOUR: https://t.co/GQv3qdHGzX Agent: [email protected]
The Magnetic Fields @TheMagFields
20K Followers 70 Following Band. Likes ukuleles, chihuahuas. Official Twitter for The Magnetic Fields.
barney farmer @barneyfarmer
27K Followers 15K Following Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this https://t.co/EkFvmRP7kD this https://t.co/wh1hmG5V8R and that https://t.co/K4H7zE1TgG so…
Anna Biller @missannabiller
29K Followers 1K Following Director of THE LOVE WITCH and VIVA, and the upcoming movie THE FACE OF HORROR. Gothic novel "Bluebeard's Castle" out now from @VersoBooks!
Daily PSR Albania @DailyPSRAlbania
975 Followers 11 Following Memories from the people’s state power
The Reverend Doctor @MoobsDr
2K Followers 2K Following Professor Emeritus of Audio Cryptology at BOFA University of Holborn and St Pancras, London. Expert in fake news. no DMs! 🚧 please contact my faculty office 👍
🚨The Celebration P.. @PLCPolice
51K Followers 308 Following Led by Keysey, we are the Official Celebration Police of @premierleague @EmiratesFACup @Carabao_Cup @ChampionsLeague #justgetdownthetunnel
KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL
58K Followers 327 Following Hip-hop 3some from Béal Feirste. Manager: [email protected] Label: @heavenlyrecs EU/RoW Agent: [email protected] US Agent: [email protected]
ste is writing strong.. @chai_ste
5K Followers 1K Following 🍉 creating daft leftist content • forever avenging the death of ar lady di and geronimo alpaca • sir captain tom whisperer • drummer for the band @starmship
Aashis Joshi 🍉🍉 @aashisjo
2K Followers 1K Following PhD candidate @TPMTUDelft in climate adaptation 🌏 * When faced with our own destruction, we act against reason * 🇵🇸 #CeasefireInGaza
William Gates @hoop22dreams
3K Followers 589 Following Co/Star of documentary Movie Hoop Dreams - Owner of HD22Clothing Company Co/host of Hoop Dreams Podcast
arthur g agee jr @tusshoopdreams
5K Followers 5K Following Arthur G Agee Jr star of The 1994 Documentary Film HOOP DREAMS. Founder/President of Classic HD Basketball Clothing Co. @oghoopdreams
deffonottom @Altymcaltalt3
992 Followers 688 Following
Edmund Willison @honestsport_ew
3K Followers 183 Following | A journalist investigating doping and the medicalisation of elite sport l https://t.co/YZySC9Q9mt l
Barry Combo @BarryCombo
393 Followers 1K Following a mess like you. twitter hater. blocker. LUFC and Cymru fan. leftist of some sort. Official Hair Tech Consultant to the Simon Hedges Organisation.
Callum Cant @CallumCant1
8K Followers 2K Following Work, Crisis, Tech @ Uni of Essex | Editor https://t.co/Kyx5VTwaxB | 'Feeding the Machine' out Summer '24 with @canongatebooks / @BloomsburyPub
hashtigre.bsky.social @hash_tigre
7K Followers 2K Following ☀️ Yes, that Conspiracy. Follow the Money
Ben Mattinson @Ben_Mattinson_
24K Followers 607 Following 🏴/🇧🇧 | Analyst/Scout | Brasileirão 🇧🇷 | Primera División 🇦🇷 | Liga Portugal 🇵🇹 | Serie A 🇮🇹 | Threads | On @TheCopaClub @BTLvid @TEAMtalk
Bognor Regis Town FC @rocks1883
11K Followers 384 Following Bognor Regis Town FC -- Pitching In Premier Division 2023/24 Media partner @robinsrowltd Rocks Radio https://t.co/3MzRdsmAX2
Adsy @Loonylandslide
325 Followers 2K Following international meme expert. Beans guy. Get out of bed. Not just part of the way. Get all the way out of the bed
Great British Getty I.. @shitbritishpics
61K Followers 394 Following History, PR stunts, and more from the Getty Images treasure trove. Kudos to everyone featured, esp. photographers ✉️🥂📷 Captions taken from Getty. Blame them.
Eoghan McNeill @McNeillYeah
1K Followers 546 Following I’m a fun guy. Senior Hurler @wereontheditch. Tranquilo, hijo. Dončićist
Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic
88K Followers 853 Following Fancy Dan.On Tour 2024 tickets on the website. Enquiries to [email protected] - https://t.co/LrVPjYAxzV 📸 @amybrammall
Adam Linsky @Askjeeve
6 Followers 1 Following
Michael Girth @Dr_Deep_Dick
340 Followers 857 Following Crypto wizard reply guy. Never lost an internet debate. Friends call me 'Dr Deep Dick'. Probably the smartest guy you talked to today. Tesla truck owner
Dr. Genevieve Guenthe.. @DoctorVive
73K Followers 1K Following Founding Director @EndClimtSilence | Affiliate Faculty @NewSchoolTEDC | Next book: "The Language of Climate Politics" @OxUniPress
Jonathan Neale AnneBo.. @JonathanNealeA1
916 Followers 2K Following New book w Nancy Lindisfarne, WHY MEN? A HUMAN HISTORY OF VIOLENCE AND INEQUALITY. Climate activist, blogs at Anne Bonny Pirate, https://t.co/pZtdH2M2IF
@babadolores.bsky.soc.. @babagogodidi
284 Followers 335 Following Writer, softy, ivy patch where you lost your Star Wars figures, overstater, bunkum, bottom banana, wet moss, exposed Kodak film, pirate radio, unagi, she/her
Dave Bucket @DaveBucket1
363 Followers 1K Following
1924 Live @100YearsAgoLive
64K Followers 112 Following Live-tweeting as a reporter embedded in history. Follow 1920s life! Curated by @MannyMarotta. Companion to @50YearsAgoLive and @25YearsAgoLive. DM for contact.
Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi
88K Followers 969 Following Artist, Director, Animator, Writer, Producer. The Official Bakshi Productions, Inc. Page. For original animation production art: https://t.co/dANe9TQgdI
Mr E. (Summer Special.. @phaseshiftedmre
164 Followers 339 Following Klinger: It's stupid! Hawkeye: But is it possible? Klinger: The stupid is always possible...
Selmereturner 🔻 @selmereturner
444 Followers 281 Following Bass Player for The Starmship Posters, expert opinions for @doctoriaindarcy and @jeffsamuals24 provider of corroboration for @chai_ste and @leo_hutz
Baz (Balthazar) Conlo.. @TheMoorlands1
37 Followers 34 Following Half Turkish Cypriot, Half Irish. 100% British. Mentoring is a passion. I’ll call you out if you strike a nerve. Retired. Conservative.
Ben Goren @BanGaoRen
9K Followers 7K Following Personal account - comment on anything & everything. Author: Tree (https://t.co/T2LTckLFYA) Content here does not represent the Taiwan Policy Centre
Nigel Shatcock @OpinionsHaver
372 Followers 1K Following Agreeable Centrist. Love a pint of IPA, sensible discussion, sensible policies and tough decisions
W @Whagwan_W
665 Followers 2K Following It's a beautiful day to yell at God. @[email protected] @whagwanw.bsky.social
Hutton is a fraud and a failure. Take a look at how he’s left the various institutions that have been foolish enough to employ him.
My latest for @NewLeftReview, on Will Hutton's hopelessly muddled plan for humanizing British capitalism, pitched at a Labour leadership that has no interest in doing so: newleftreview.org/issues/ii146/a…
had that passed it would have been politically untenable for UK not to enforce an arms embargo. which is why labour gerrymandered the motion at huge political cost despite both motions calling for a ceasefire. this isn't conspiracy, it's simply what happened.
had some annoying prick post an alex jones tinfoil gif to this then immediatly delete (bc that is what they always do for some weird reason) so to be clear - the SNP motion included that israel was engaging in collective punishment.
worth mentioning that the mugging in HoC to get the labour amendment over line not the SNP one was precisely to prevent british state having to enforce an arms embargo. that is why they did it, because words mean fuck all so that's all they were willing to give.
@BadStairlift @churnwell Sorry, not only am I firm in my conviction the Yaris has to go and nothing will change that, but the mere mention of Marina Hyde sent me into a reverie of lust, where she kicked me repeatedly in the groin whilst plummily deploying those adorable epithets of which you speak. ☺️
the absolute bare minimum the british state should be doing given the ongoing horror is implementing an arms embargo but neither the ruling party nor the (insurgent) opposition will commit to this. political depravity. words mean fuck all.
It's time for @jeremycorbyn to do the right thing and tell my son to add me on WhatsApp.
On the one hand western culture's retrenchment into nostalgia might signal the end of progress and open the doors to revanchism, but on the other hand it allows me to have a good chinwag on the way to school about Little Shop Of Horrors with an enthusiastic 9 year old, so...
LONDON HAS FALLEN
@BadStairlift @churnwell what's up dear, you've barely touched your wiltshire crusty wand
@BadStairlift @eyuplovely @PaulEFishr Paul Fister!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣👇🤣👇👍👍👍👍😂🤣🤣😂🤣👍👍👍🤣😂🤣🤣👍👍🤣🤣🤣😂👍👍🤣😂🙏
@churnwell that looks like french bread to me pal
I sent him a 2,000 word email at 6am this morning. British food is the BEST in the world.
Bizarre! Jaw-dropping. Truly a testament to how of out touch the American political and media class are. The @nytimes has been nothing short of an embarrassment!
New one for the collection
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro is back in the hospital with a rare skin infection. The doctors announced that the antibiotics are working, but he's being transferred from Manaus to a hospital in Brasilia today.
I can't help but think I'm partly responsible for this
Sorry if you are woke and are offended by my proper British grub, but this is what I'm having in my Yaris tonight. My son won't speak to me. 🇬🇧
@BadStairlift i used to hitch to dover all the time to go bacci runs and used to see the boreing machine just standing there if i remeber there was a funny worded sale sign painted on it:)
They need to be banned from this country. I hope the Labour Party will promise to do this when elected.
Pure mafia tactics in attempting to impair the administration of justice by 12 U.S. senators. @KarimKhanQC should move to assess the Court’s competence in instituting proceedings against the senators under Article 70 of the Statute. A 124-nation ban will humble heads.
@BadStairlift @2012Studies Professor Knox and his heroic protest is the catalysts for the impending collapse of the tories. We owe our country to him and his brave activism.
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