TooFunny @Bananaphobia
bio Arcata, CA Joined May 2009-
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if ur not chinese stop automatically assuming that being sworn brothers automatically equates to seeing each other as brothers. The entire concept of being sworn brothers is more delicate than that. In fact, the word itself “sworn brothers” doesn’t do the chinese word any justice
Becoming sworn brothers is not something to take lightly. A sworn brother is someone who is more familiar than a normal friend, to an extent where you treat them as if they’re family. the reason why they’re called sworn brothers stems from the chinese ideology that families are
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Cookie Monster's Famous Cookie Dough recipe, 1975
look wat i made
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Is hopscotching still a thing?
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