Most men think they’re more impressive than they are
Ego tricks them into believing that marriage & children will hold them back from artistic creation, scientific discovery or entrepreneurial endeavours
When the reality is that 99% of men are normal
& the most remarkable…
Fiscal creep
is a phrase you can use to describe anyone who works at the Bank of England
It’s also a phrase used to describe the process of sneakily moving everyone into a higher tax bracket via inflation
If inflation continues on present trends, in 15 years time, all the…
The right wing are FURIOUS
because they’ve realised the conservatives are all secret communists
But thankfully they’ve come up with a brilliant plan to get what they want
They’re going to vote for left-wing open communists at the next election!
Genius stuff
On a completely…
the TV license fee a stupidity tax
if you're willing to invite a digital goblin into your home so it can teach your kids to hate themselves, their country & their creator
then you DESERVE to be punished financially for your idiocy
it's eugenic
I don’t like goats
Regardless of how nutritious their milk may be
They’re not welcome on the farm
3 weeks post ACL surgery a goat head-butted my knee
I’m convinced he was sent by Satan to sabotage my cricket season
So every now & then, I go to a Nepalese restaurant in the…
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