Toad @BarronToad

United Kingdom Joined November 2018

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5 years ago

“The disease had affected my eyesight so we decided to go for a short drive to see how it went.” #DominicCummngs

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5 years ago

They put a bunch of *actual* sociopaths together on #comedinewithme today if you’re stuck for something to do

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5 years ago

Sooooo...is McDonalds open now or not 🤔 #BorisJohnson

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My family and I felt pretty okay and optimistic about lockdown before this. Noticeable change in atmosphere in the house. 9 year old v.quiet. Switched over to Toy Story 4 now for everybody’s sakes. #OneWorldTogetherAtHome

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6 years ago

Tim Lovejoy would literally rather be anywhere else than hosting this show today, isn’t even trying to hide it #SundayBrunch

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6 years ago

So Liz Carr should get a BAFTA for that, right? One of the best episodes of Silent Witness I can remember #SilentWitness

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6 years ago

Slow news week? Call the Lake District racist and sit back and wait for the clicks @SkyNews

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6 years ago

Time to drag Edgar to the Biffa bins out back #RuinedChristmas

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6 years ago

Everyone: But why did child Scrooge have to get molested? The writer: #AChristmasCarol

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6 years ago

“Hand in yer pocket, fingers up yer arse” #AChristmasCarol

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6 years ago

Settling in for another exciting instalment of ‘twitter discovering twitter is not representative of the UK’ #exitpoll

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6 years ago

Dwayne Johnson when he was asked to read an autocue for #imaceleb

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6 years ago

Myles casually talking to the entire camp semi-erect in just his underwear has made me like him a little more 🤷‍♂️#ImACeleb

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6 years ago

OMG James would be the meanest mean girl in your school #ImACelebrityGetMeOutOfHere

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6 years ago

Are others unable to vote for free on the BBC site? It says vote not open 🤨 #Strictly

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6 years ago

Karim in the dance off - further proof that the British voting public just can’t be trusted #StrictlyComeDancing

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6 years ago

After a witch cursed his family, Liam Payne has to check his penis is still attached every 20 seconds or it falls off. #FactCheckuk #MichaelMcIntyresBigShow

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6 years ago

If you’re wondering how #bbcqt is going, somebody asked about the Conservatives changing their twitter handle last night to force disinformation and they ended up making Richard Burgon (23 years old in 2003) apologise for the Iraq war 🤷‍♂️

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6 years ago

The guy who earns over £80k a year doesn’t look like he earns that. If you earn over £80k a year, you should look like Mr Monopoly and have a cane so you’re easy to spot #bbcqt