Probably Ballistic @BasedStatistic
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$1T pay package for @elonmusk for $TSLA and I think it’s fair.
Initiated small positions in $DOLE, $DLO for the same reason. Added to $PYPL, $CRM, $JD for the wrong reasons.
Well.. why not just put a police officer there and ticket anyone adding their “art” €300? This has no place in a city known for its aesthetic.
Well.. why not just put a police officer there and ticket anyone adding their “art” €300? This has no place in a city known for its aesthetic. https://t.co/f503dEceMR
Hard to walk in Paris without finding beauty in its many forms.
China essentially views Russia and NK (and Pakistan, who was also there) as vassal states. Trump knows. Or… maybe the high school AP lit class symbolism/metaphor doesn’t apply, and Trump just had a massive crash-out. I can’t tell. I didn’t take AP Lit. I took AP CompSci.
China essentially views Russia and NK (and Pakistan, who was also there) as vassal states. Trump knows. Or… maybe the high school AP lit class symbolism/metaphor doesn’t apply, and Trump just had a massive crash-out. I can’t tell. I didn’t take AP Lit. I took AP CompSci.
$FIG this single slide as part of their presentation (with no other context), is funny. Figma employees have waited a long, long time to exit. Likely outcome: Figma Make hurts margins too much for 6 months. Followed by enshittification + pricing upcharge to be sustainable. IMO…
$CRM guidance miss was completely avoidable. They just have so much stock based comp that they missed their own forward guidance.
$ISRG WARN NOTICE: 331 employees on Oct 27th. It says: "We will also transition our four days a week, ten-hours each day to five days a week, eight-hours each day". This is a company tightening its belt in desperation. It's looking like a bad time for now due to tariffs.
Rheinmetall branded condoms is like 2016 Dropbox $DBX branded thumb drives
Rheinmetall branded condoms is like 2016 Dropbox $DBX branded thumb drives
Now, time to find the girl. The sales associate says buying the ring before finding the girl is “a trend.” Pic: sales associate had to take off her ring to try them on for me The tariff shit in the US is so complex that Chaumet doesn’t ship… so had to go to France!
Now, time to find the girl. The sales associate says buying the ring before finding the girl is “a trend.” Pic: sales associate had to take off her ring to try them on for me The tariff shit in the US is so complex that Chaumet doesn’t ship… so had to go to France! https://t.co/anYErSWcED
$WYFI 19.375% loan rate for short interest. I'm long and profitable, but the loan interest being this high so quickly after an IPO? Cause for celebration in the gamestop era but it spooks me now. I'm selling some.
The White House and the Pentagon have special food facilities to prevent supply chain attacks. The Pentagon has restaurants and fast food chains inside it. They do not use this $DPZ. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
The White House and the Pentagon have special food facilities to prevent supply chain attacks. The Pentagon has restaurants and fast food chains inside it. They do not use this $DPZ. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
WTF is world liberty financial? $WLFI wtf do we need this shit for? Why is an elder statesman shilling it?
tough market for those who think $GLD, $BTC are overvalued, real estate prices are high, and the stock market is overvalued. all of that could be true (who really knows), but the $USD will continue to depreciate.
American exceptionalism includes unusually cheap electricity. See the light green USA vs. dark EU. Just saw my electricity bill increase... electricity is inelastic so the budget comes out of other spending. We're gonna have an electricity-bill induced consumer recession...
I’ll just come out and say it. There are too many Muslims in Denmark. It’s an eyesore looking at these dysgenic beekeeper chic walking around. Musk is right.
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