Bay Area Humor @BayAreaHumor
Bay Area Humor | Bay Area Tweets | Bay Area Culture | Welcome To The Bay Area | California Humor | OWCalifornia Bay Area Joined May 2015-
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I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to me in the Bay Area.
“I’m from the Bay” Not everyone can say that.
Whoever is praying for rain, can you take a break for a few days? This is California, not Seattle.
“How’s the weather in California?” Me:
No matter where life takes you, The Bay is always home.
Welcome to the Bay. If you don't like the weather, just drive a few blocks in any direction. It'll change.
The people The vibe The life-style The culture The talent The music The diversity Golden State Warriors DubNation San Francisco Giants San Francisco 49ers Oakland A’s San Jose Sharks San Jose Earthquakes - - - *No place like the Bay*
driving in the bay
…and it’s only the first day of summer
NBA CHAMPS. WORLD CHAMPS. #DubNation, STAND UP! 🏆
Congratulations to the 2022 NBA Champions: Golden State Warriors🏆
If you're not watching the #WarriorsvsCeltics game you're missing out.
Jordan Poole at the buzzer AGAIN!!!!
JP DID IT AGAIN 🚨
"Come early, be loud, stay late. (Unless we are losing)" - Celtics fan motto"
Stupid Questions In The Bay: Is rent affordable? Will there be traffic? Will I find parking? Should I bring a jacket to SF? Are you a Dodgers fan? How do I get to “The” 101? You work in tech? When is BART coming to SJ? Is BART safe? Do people still say “hella”?
It's the NBA Western Conference Finals and Mavericks fans are leaving the game. Apparently they have better things to do.
What is the most Bay Area thing you've ever seen?
I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to me in the Bay Area.
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“I’m from the Bay” Not everyone can say that.
Yes, February trending toward more rain chances but for now... 🌧Almost to that much needed break 🙏🌧 as 12th storm brings a quick blast of SF #BayArea #rain and some heavier pockets. Latest & freezing warning @nbcbayarea 11PM
Whoever is praying for rain, can you take a break for a few days? This is California, not Seattle.
“How’s the weather in California?” Me:
M 3.7 #earthquake shakes southern part of Bay Area. @quakefeed
#BREAKING: Preliminary M3.7 earthquake struck in San Jose, USGS says. nbcbay.com/PSZIvdB
Was that an earthquake? -Literally all of the Bay Area
The most accurate shit ever 🌁
“Is it going to be a hot 67° or a cold 67° today?” Bay Area: Yes
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No matter where life takes you, The Bay is always home.
No matter where life takes you, The Bay is always home.
Welcome to the Bay. If you don't like the weather, just drive a few blocks in any direction. It'll change.
🌧🌧🌧 #BayArea #LaborDayWeekend heat wave coming but I did find some #rain hope in the long range forecast end September early October🙏 nothing locked in but excellent to see this early trend. More to come and latest on #hot 100s @nbcbayarea 11PM
Just felt an #earthquake here in South #SanJose 12:44 pm - 8/27..anyone else?
Did I just witness an earthquake?! Felt a quick jolt here in San Jose, CA a few minutes ago. #SanJose #earthquake #CaliforniaEarthquake #BayArea #wakeUpCall
Thirteen years ago today, the Warriors franchise changed forever 🐐
The people The vibe The life-style The culture The talent The music The diversity Golden State Warriors DubNation San Francisco Giants San Francisco 49ers Oakland A’s San Jose Sharks San Jose Earthquakes - - - *No place like the Bay*
hella hot for San Francisco
…and it’s only the first day of summer
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