Bay Area TNG @BayAreaTNG
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Neutral Zone tensions rise when Picard rates Tomalak on #Peeple. Hungover O’Brien creates a Riker clone after seeing @floggingmolly at #HSB.
Picard takes Crusher to dine at @alsplacesf while everyone’s at Burning Man. BRC sentences Wesley to death after he vaporizes an art car.
Larry Page, @marissamayer and the Chairman of the Tal Shiar decline @BarackObama's invitation to #CyberSummit. Data is hijacked by a botnet.
At the #SOTU, Picard applauds @BarackObama's pledge to build Utopia Planitia. Troi faintly senses that #ReclaimMLK protestors are outraged.
Riker’s “Crusher’s Anatomy” binge ends when @netflix bans the Enterprise VPN. The Enterprise stays on impulse power for Spare the Air Day.
Crusher goes on a mercy mission to the Haight and administers a hangover cure. Riker sets course to avoid the Castro in his walk of shame.
Troi awkwardly dodges Riker's midnight kiss on New Year's Eve. The warp core inexplicably requires 7x as much dilithium from 1 to 3 AM.
Riker considers replacing Jim Harbaugh as commanding officer of the 49ers. The Enterprise offers to host the 2024 Olympics on the holodeck.
Q turns Riker into a reindeer. Ro Laren rants about the War on the Gratitude Festival after a Whole Foods cashier fails to say "peldor joi".
Protesters march on the Enterprise’s main deflector. Picard considers ignoring the Prime Directive and giving @SFBART warp technology.
City Hall displays Worf's scene of Kahless slaying a Klingon god in lieu of a nativity scene. Wesley's grandma replicates him a sweater.
Riker loses modship of r/gonewild after repeatedly demanding private verification pics. Lwaxana creates a profile for Troi on Tindr.
Riker is banned from Levi Stadium after firing a phaser on stun at @RSherman_25. Barclay hogs Holodeck 3 playing the new Star Wars teaser.
Worf invites the crew to the Klingon feast of Vengeancegiving. Riker struggles to find enough latinum to pay Mot SF's new minimum wage.
Picard mulls Proposition Q, which would give control of SF's budget to a mischievous omnipotent being. Barclay demands a holographic ballot.
Worf gives the @SFGiants a barrel of vintage 2309 blood wine. Rioters on Mission paint a penis on Barclay's shuttlecraft and set it on fire.
Despite Ferengi backing, the "Six Federations" initiative doesn't make the ballot. Riker insists on ordering his tacos in broken Spanish.
The Traveler takes Captain @zperk of the @USSLomaPrieta on a journey to NYC. Wesley builds a device that exchanges latinum for Bitcoins.
Geordie creates a temporal rift to the future to get an Watch. Picard insists that Pay support the betterment of humanity as a currency.
Apple acquires a magnetic shield to prevent Barclay from beaming into their events. Riker loses a tricorder prototype in a Redwood City bar.
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