bedbugs @BedBugs44
nobody puts baby in a corner. Joined February 2014-
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I must be rocky road the way I got my nuts in y’all mouth!
Look under a rock, find a roly poly. Seems fair, easy, and economically sound.
Lord knows I’m no stranger to public humiliation but I think my little cousin pointing out my acne in front of 8 or 9 people is in the top three. Should I euthanize him?
Found this guy on the street, he just keeps telepathically sending me random dates
My five year plan is to continue pushing that boulder up my hill only to have it roll back every time it nears the top, repeating this action for eternity.
If y’all ever wonder what I’m up to- I’m definitely being a fucking little freak in public!
I fucking love it when I’m watching family guy and Brian acts like an actual dog. It’s so fucking cute god fucking dammit. I love it. Fuck.
I’m that bitch with the spaghetti sauce on the corners of her mouth! 💯👏
Taking birth control while also lowkey being an incel (involuntarily celibate) lately is kinda crazy because I’m just kinda fucking with my hormones for no reason. This is not an invitation to come between me and my celibacy btw, y’all. I feel close to God™️.
Siked to be mentioned in a tweet today even more siked that I may get smooched in the near future 😏 thank you so much.
Siked to be mentioned in a tweet today even more siked that I may get smooched in the near future 😏 thank you so much.
The only thing I want for my birthday this year is kinetic sand. I’m being so serious right now. Y’all have 5 days to figure this out or you will be hearing from my lawyer.
Went to New Orleans with only 60% charge in my phone and I was like oh shit oh fuck but now I’m at home in bed with 40% charge because I forgot that no one text my dumbass ! A win for the home team.
Crying about how I feel excluded at work when I would definitely say no if I was ever invited LMAO
I’m actually just playing along with y’all about the sexual tension at Trader Joe’s. They do not look twice in my goofy direction! 😭😔
I know it smell crazy in there.
Neil Young please come back to Spotify. I can’t live like this much longer.
Men hate that I’m really funny, outgoing, kind, smart, and a good friend. 🤦♂️
sid🥚 @eggsidney
2K Followers 2K Following don’t b mad cause i’m doin me better than u doin u ~ BLM, she/her, historian & archivist
🥕 @febrezecarrot
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brit ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @moonpietrashcan
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rox @roxane_mariee
2K Followers 319 Following just a silly sexy sugar cube //////// IG-@ roxane_marieee
Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay
815 Followers 565 Following For legal reasons this is a spam account, I’m actually the guy in the far right of the header. For different reasons I am not.
William Enright @enright_william
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EXTERMINO @EXTERMINO666
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TC @tatumcomo
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Cody Nguyen @Cody__Nguyen
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Matt @matthewhberry
417 Followers 521 Following The most amazing thing I’ve learned about war is that men will die for ribbons
Jack @jackhammy0
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Wandy Fyre @FyreTheRandMan
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Eric “montanagranny.. @montanagranny1
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Hey kid, you got a ci.. @Rivers5king
473 Followers 343 Following Doubt I'll live long enough to get ugly I just be out here stealing memes and you can't stop me bitch
Robin Menikoff @rmenikoff
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verïfied @space_ape4
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Allison McBride, MPH @allisonamcbride
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dezirée🦖🔮 @__deziree__
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Brent. brentington. @brentbrentingt1
331 Followers 147 Following cinema enjoyer. once labeled "mediocre performance for a big price tag"
Muhammed Bajo @muhammedbajo070
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🌙 @AI_phrodite
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pedestrian hater @ciabattaIover
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Mr. NoodleNipple @ShartShaman
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Brooke Naquin @BrookeNaquin9
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LARRY TIDWELL @CoachLTid
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Gabe (Owner) @bigsamoney
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sid🥚 @eggsidney
2K Followers 2K Following don’t b mad cause i’m doin me better than u doin u ~ BLM, she/her, historian & archivist
🥕 @febrezecarrot
420 Followers 324 Following
brit ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @moonpietrashcan
343 Followers 232 Following
rox @roxane_mariee
2K Followers 319 Following just a silly sexy sugar cube //////// IG-@ roxane_marieee
Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay
815 Followers 565 Following For legal reasons this is a spam account, I’m actually the guy in the far right of the header. For different reasons I am not.
William Enright @enright_william
13 Followers 64 Following
TC @tatumcomo
52 Followers 89 Following
Matt @matthewhberry
417 Followers 521 Following The most amazing thing I’ve learned about war is that men will die for ribbons
Wandy Fyre @FyreTheRandMan
29 Followers 64 Following Wandall Fyre - pronounced \fear\. Fond of houseplants. Lover of discussions *when not at work. State champion handwriter.
Hey kid, you got a ci.. @Rivers5king
473 Followers 343 Following Doubt I'll live long enough to get ugly I just be out here stealing memes and you can't stop me bitch
Brennan Triche @brennantriche
298 Followers 475 Following
Jack @jackhammy0
220 Followers 268 Following
carmine laguzio @yimothy_chal
54 Followers 310 Following
carlie hill @carlie_m_hill
810 Followers 244 Following
dezirée🦖🔮 @__deziree__
358 Followers 972 Following mother nature’s daughter • ♒︎ ♋︎ ♎︎ • opinions are my own
Brent. brentington. @brentbrentingt1
331 Followers 147 Following cinema enjoyer. once labeled "mediocre performance for a big price tag"
🌙 @AI_phrodite
102 Followers 346 Following
pedestrian hater @ciabattaIover
330 Followers 396 Following
Mr. NoodleNipple @ShartShaman
3 Followers 6 Following
Gabe (Owner) @bigsamoney
532 Followers 452 Following
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terminally chill @DJMedkit
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by 30 you gotta wrap the they/them shit up
Níggás don’t be there for they bm…but let that dog get pregnant ‼️🤣
what the hell is this show about…
When you buy a cat to get rid of the rats in your garden
These are just normal texts i feel like i’m losing my mind
New Yorkers love tweeting shit like this like we're supposed to give a fuck.
LIRR, NJ Transit, and Amtrak at Penn Station
My gynecologist after removing my iud :
If you're in your 20s, you get to pick one hobby:
She pisses me off so bad like what would possess you to wear that
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