Ben Howe @BenHowe

Single Dad • Homeschool Teacher • Best-Selling Author • Award-Winning Ad Maker • Small Business Owner a.co/d/db1h5CV Joined August 2009

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

2 days ago

I was told that if I test drove a new Tesla that Elon Musk would personally give me $10 million. Still waiting.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 days ago

I was told that if I test drove a new Tesla that Elon Musk would personally give me $10 million. Still waiting.

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

3 days ago

I love rap. I love rock. I love rap/rock fusion. But I’ve never, ever understood the appeal of 311.

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

4 days ago

Good point. Y'know, North Korea has a really low crime rate. We should start emulating what they're doing, right?

The White Rooster @joshuaryalswg

4 days ago

Good point. Y'know, North Korea has a really low crime rate. We should start emulating what they're doing, right?

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

4 days ago

Not this. As Rick Sanchez said, "Shitting the bed is not better than not shitting the bed."

Polly Myers🇺🇸 @PollyMyers18

4 days ago

Not this. As Rick Sanchez said, "Shitting the bed is not better than not shitting the bed."

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

5 days ago

He looks like he's wearing a poorly made Trump mask with built in "dampness."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

5 days ago

He looks like he's wearing a poorly made Trump mask with built in "dampness."

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U.S. Department of Labor @USDOL

6 days ago

Рай для рабочего!

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

a week ago

I feel like Dr. Dre right now: "Y'all gonna keep f*king with me and turn me back to the old me."

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Here is what I know: at some of the toughest times in my life, hearing people that I didn't even know were praying for me helped me. It didn't fix my situation, but it helped my spirit. So I'm just asking people to allow for the idea that "prayers" may just be what some want to…

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

a week ago

I hear you but it's a separate point. Prayer is enough if God is in control. But He ALSO commands us to do more. These are separate matters. But if God is in control then yes, prayer actually is enough. And if you are obedient, you will ALSO do more than pray.

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

a week ago

I know this is crazy to some of you but "prayer isn't enough" is only true if there isn't a God. You don't believe in Him? Fine. You're right, it's not enough. But people who do believe aren't assholes for praying.

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

a week ago

Wait, so I don't have to keep eating these rocks?

Daily Mail @DailyMail

a week ago

Wait, so I don't have to keep eating these rocks?

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

2 weeks ago

“Getting old” is all theoretical until you’re in your 40s. Then you’re suddenly like “oh, it actually happens.” Then you die.

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

3 weeks ago

I'm so tired of people starting a sentence with "look" and believing it makes it a good point. Look, it doesn't.

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

3 weeks ago

Finally watching season 2 of Last of Us. The show is fine but as an adaptation it completely misses what the game creators were trying to do. The fact that I’m five episodes in and have barely seen Abby is proof.

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Ben Howe @BenHowe

a month ago

Hitman from @IOInteractive is essentially the only game I’ve played repeatedly for going on at least 10 years. Excited about Bond but anyone got any replacement game recommendations in the meantime? Because I don’t think IOI is planning any new maps anytime soon.