Huge fumble by Disney. National Treasure 3 could have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and so long as the trailer has Nic Cage say something insane like "FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map" I am there opening night.

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Huge fumble by Disney. National Treasure 3 could have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and so long as the trailer has Nic Cage say something insane like "FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map" I am there opening night.

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Princess Diaries 3, National Treasure 3, and basically any Muppet classic book adaptation would be slam dunks. There's a weird divide where everyone knows what sequels they want to see but those movies exist in limbo as fake posters shared on Facebook forever.

@BenjaminCrew1 The year is 2086. National Treasure 52: Electric Boogaloo is slated for release this summer. Nic Cage must use Hunter Biden's crack pipe as a key to unlock the vaults beneath Plymouth Rock

@BenjaminCrew1 @RockBottomRon Nicolas Cage in National Treasure 3: Q “Pizzagate isn’t just a movement, it’s an actual gate. We have to go to Italy.”

@BenjaminCrew1 In the bigger picture, imagine how much you have to suck for Nicholas Cage to turn down a role with you in an established IP.

@BenjaminCrew1 “Riley, we’ve got to take the face of the Lincoln Monument…off”

@BenjaminCrew1 I would love to see #NationalTreasure3 #Disney @DisneyStudios

@BenjaminCrew1 i am never leaving this website

@BenjaminCrew1 @SilvermanJacob "The New Deal leads to a new treasure...."

@BenjaminCrew1 @Bmac0507 OOH I know where FDR's wheelchair is right now!

@BenjaminCrew1 Agreed! I had a fun time watching those movies. Especially the first one. It was an unexpected pleasure and I’d like more of that in my movies.

@BenjaminCrew1 The real national treasure is the friends we made along the way

@BenjaminCrew1 Lincoln was going to put a man on the moon. His monument hides the rocket. His hat was a telescope.

@BenjaminCrew1 Am now pondering just how quickly I would go buy tickets if there was a poster with a picture of Nic Cage and the words "FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map." It is, as you say, a slam dunk...

@BenjaminCrew1 But for real…I’m in.

@BenjaminCrew1 Literally. National treasures 1 & 2 are some of my favorite movies of all time. Even the show that aired last year was surprisingly good!

@BenjaminCrew1 “FDR’s wheelchair isn’t just a wheelchair, it’s a map” Oh. My. God 🤣🤣🤣

@BenjaminCrew1 Now I need a movie where Nicolas Cage rotates FDR’s wheelchair 270 degrees to open the gate to the vault containing Walt Disney’s frozen head.

@BenjaminCrew1 It could be the worst movie in history and I'd still watch it lmao.

@BenjaminCrew1 I'll contribute to a GoFundMe to help make it happen. And this time....I want Cage with a lazy eye. He said he'd do it.

@BenjaminCrew1 National Treasure is a movie that was made in a lab specifically for me

@BenjaminCrew1 We have to use George Washington's teeth to chew our way to safety in Benjamin Harrison birthplace in Indianapolis, Indiana idk

@BenjaminCrew1 @MZHemingway Absolutely. I was looking forward to Atlantis. I still remember the line he said to the President at the end of NT2 -- "Life changing, Sir."

@BenjaminCrew1 Imagine him holding the wheelchair up to the skyline of colonial Williamsburg like the dagger from Rise of Skywalker

@BenjaminCrew1 @NFLGimpy I used to give tours of the West Wing. There are sliding doors in the Resolute Desk that were used to conceal FDR’s wheelchair. Your plot is exactly what they need to tie the third movie back to the first. (The FDR map was kept in a hollowed wheelchair tube, by the way.)

@BenjaminCrew1 That ain’t no normal wheelchair he was an inventor 🤣

@BenjaminCrew1 National Treasure: Spokes of Destiny

@BenjaminCrew1 Ngl this is one of the few franchise they could’ve killed for like 7-8 movies and I would’ve been there every time 😭

@BenjaminCrew1 Missed opportunity. Our loss.

@BenjaminCrew1 @yngleen well yeah, they're busy making movies with the woke agenda. Nick Cage wouldn't get down with that either.

@BenjaminCrew1 “The weird notches in the state borders aren’t random. They’re a cipher!”

@BenjaminCrew1 National treasure is one of my comfort film series. If I'm having a terrible night? National treasure. Can't sleep? National treasure. Can't find what to watch? National treasure. I'd have loved to add a 3rd film to this

@BenjaminCrew1 @PabloEscoburner Well…if Disney was planning to extend that awful TV show into the next movie, this is a disaster averted

@BenjaminCrew1 “That’s not a polio vaccine… they’ve imprinted a map into his DNA”

@BenjaminCrew1 Wait, has anyone even bothered to check to make sure that it's NOT, tho?

@BenjaminCrew1 Will they at least let us know what is on page 47?

@BenjaminCrew1 Check out @NTHuntPodcast! They have a scoop that they're actually working on a NT3 script now.