B @Bex_Machine

she/her Musician, plant lover, fire starter by day, Mrs. Cowboy Jon by night Georgia, USA Joined February 2009

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B @Bex_Machine

2 years ago

You know what I think is a dying if not already dead phenomenon? Hearing your voice on a recording for the first time and feeling really repulsed at it. We are exposed to our recorded voices so early and often now that I don’t think that happens to the younger generations.

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B @Bex_Machine

2 years ago

Why did LFO have to come after Chinese food so hard like that? Like in the chorus? Really? Damn. Also it just solidifies that white boys have no culture.

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B @Bex_Machine

2 years ago

Neurodivergents, specifically us with ADHD aren’t always self centered like we seem. We’re just always distracted by our brains. We do care about what you have to say, and we relate to you by sharing our own experience, because we are so distracted from everything by our brains.

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

I forgot how much watch the throne just obliterated

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

I, as a xennial have encountered a problem. I felt I had a pretty good grasp on current fashion trends in late 2019. However, since 2020, I’ve worn sweats and pjs. Now attempting to re-enter society I have no idea how to dress and trends have completely changed. I need help! Haha

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Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko

3 years ago

Tag a John (or Jon)

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

No matter how bad a mood I am in, and how committed to that mood I am, the one song that can rip me out of it anytime is Back That Ass Up and I don’t know how I feel about this.

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

I was listening to the newest @NickLutsko song and my 4 year old - unable to see any video - says, “mommy why are you listening to nick let’s go music?” What can I say? She’s a fan.

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Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy

3 years ago

The first full moon of the year, the 2023 Wolf Moon, is upon us. Here's a detailed shot captured this evening from my backyard. This was captured using two cameras and two telescopes. Despite hazy conditions, I thought it turned out nice.

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

I love when chicks post a selfie of themselves and their male partner and the filter she uses makes his eyelashes pop 😂

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

I genuinely want to know the number of times I have been thrown up on in the past 4 years. I bet the number is staggering. 🤣

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

Ok but watching the anchors get completely lit and do stupid things is why I watch cnn on NYE. I can’t watch it now that they don’t, I’m bored

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Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg

3 years ago

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

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Blue Olive @Carlynn12

3 years ago

@AngelJonesPhD @Walmart If black students have to live in a racist country the least white kids can do is learn about it.

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

Currently trying not to come undone watching the Daniel Tiger episode about COVID. 🎶 “When I miss you, there are things I can do.” Geez what has my life become? 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

Whenever I look at photos posted by gen z-ers and see the filters they use I realize that an entire generation of people look at bad quality photos from when technology was still improving and view it as “an aesthetic.” Just one of the many things that makes me feel old.

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

Driving through my neighborhood I just witnessed a pack of cousins going on a “walk”

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

Moms out there running on spoonfuls of cold Mac n cheese out of the pot and wine. I see you. Hang in there babes.

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

The post covid wage crisis has killed the fast food restaurant. It’s literally faster to order something from a sit down restaurant and do curbside than to go through a drive through. Drive throughs are randomly closed for 15 minutes, out of change, food, you name it. It’s wild.

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B @Bex_Machine

3 years ago

You know you might listen to too many murder podcasts when the sound of children loudly playing next door makes your mind immediately go to “am I ear-witnessing a crime right now?” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️