Matt @BigAssDab

Everything I’ve ever done has been a joke, including this #HereWeGo endless.horse San Marcos, TX Joined November 2012

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John DiLillo @JohnDiLillo

2 months ago

liam neeson watto impression dot mp4

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Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme

2 months ago

On this day two years ago, a Boston police officer fell feet first out of the metal slide at the City Hall Plaza playground.

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Adso Of Belk @AdsoOfBelk

6 months ago

3000 BC black mirror episode, a man drowns in a Mesopotamian irrigation ditch

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tcarchiverandom @tcarchive0220

6 months ago

Tom cruise "They'll know who I am." #Americanmade

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IngramAlerts @IngramAlerts

7 months ago

“Jokic you just made NBA History” Jokic:

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G* @1GeekStarr

8 months ago

Brady gave up his family here

Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports

8 months ago

Brady gave up his family here

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signüll @signulll

9 months ago

the gulf of mexico should’ve been renamed to sea señor.

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With increasing likelihood that TikTok will be banned, just downloaded the “It’s your old friend Shai-Hulud” video on to dozens of USB sticks and am posting here to make sure this important piece of media lives on.

zerohedge @zerohedge

9 months ago

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carz @Carzonfye

9 months ago

You turn 26 and gif-replies just start making sense, it’s scary

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Heavens! @HeavensFX

9 months ago

Some teams have a get-back guy. At Texas State they have a get-the-fuck-back guy.

no context college football @nocontextcfb

9 months ago

Some teams have a get-back guy. At Texas State they have a get-the-fuck-back guy.

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Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz

10 months ago

Love that criterion is releasing Godzilla Vs. Biollante cause it has my favorite MPAA Rating content warning.

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Brian Gaar @briangaar

10 months ago

"I promise to sober up if you put me in charge of the largest military in the history of mankind" is hilarious

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast

10 months ago

"I promise to sober up if you put me in charge of the largest military in the history of mankind" is hilarious

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𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick

10 months ago

Chad Johnson crying funeral tears and Shannon is pouring gas on the fire 😭😭😭

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Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys

10 months ago

Shot some craps for first time this trip. Busted on my 2nd roll. Dude derisively says “Nice roll Blues Clues.” Heading to my room to weep at the most cutting put down I’ve ever received in my life.

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ErnestBorgnineNavalCapDoff.jpeg @poddtadre

11 months ago

Whoa AI is amazing. Until now it was simply not possible to go on Spotify and find a playlist called "2009 indie pop" with the most obvious song choices imaginable.

this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow

11 months ago

Whoa AI is amazing. Until now it was simply not possible to go on Spotify and find a playlist called "2009 indie pop" with the most obvious song choices imaginable.