Birth Controlled @BirthControlled
Do children REALLY make life more fulfilling? everywhere, world Joined August 2011-
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Lolz! RT @NequaLatricee RT @WestCoastElle: Shout out to the men that became REAL men when they had kids.
Calling All Stay-At-Home dads Martha Stewarts want you in the audience! marthastewart.com/get-tickets
MAMIKAZE (n) Mom whose kids have pushed her to the brink of insanity. bit.ly/ajKRoF #moms
Asked my 9 yr old daughter if any of her classmates wore bras. (Yes.) I thought I got married to be able to avoid such questions.
When people say "You'll love babies once you have your own", it sounds like a threat.
A new study says fatherhood leads to a drop in testosterone. It's the kind of thing I used to get furious about before I had kids.
THE DESIRE TO REPRODUCE IS A DEATH WISH
You just got birthcontrolled! RT @MoreRocks: My children have gone feral this summer. Am looking forward to re-civilizing them #backtoschool
organizing my boys' rooms full of junk they consider treasures. Requires extreme patience, an oxygen tank for deep breathing and valium.
Why are there so many people with babies in Las Vegas? Is there a casino giving them away?
RT @Datmusicaldude: I AM NOT HAVING KIDS EVER FUCK THAT!!!! THE LAST 15 mins here def established that
RT @ApexToApex What is cool about not having kids is that my house doesn't look like it's inhabited by soccer hooligans.
Pet peeve = when my kids' friends come over & start rummaging around in the pantry without even asking.
Who is working late after the kids are in bed tonight? I will be! Join me and let's keep in touch with our #WaterBreaks and #LaundryRuns
who's gonna get BirthControlled tonight? Look for our RTs!
Another week of filling the kid's schedules up with activities and managing my work load. Here. We. Go. Bring it on.
Just finished my first cup. A little work, then have to take my 7yo for a whole new school uniform. Nothing fits him! #GrowingKidsAre$$$
i be excited when im kid free them chances only come once in a lifetime..lbvs
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