When them fajitas come out sizzling
@Blackvev0 I’m pro Jared and I cheated on my wife
@Blackvev0 You hear that? That's the sound of SIZZLIIIIIIIN'!
@Blackvev0 Now get a shot of me giving an approving look at something far away while holding my trusty retro gaming controller
@Blackvev0 Is that the guy from scrubs
@Blackvev0 When the toast is done toasting
@Blackvev0 @grok draw this image add fajitas
@Blackvev0 You owe me reparations for reminding me this man exists
@Blackvev0 I'll always remember Jared's reasons for dissing Sonic Adventure 2, "weird game mechanics, knuckles sucks, and I cheated on my wife"
@Blackvev0 Mfer looks like Pinstripe from CTR
@Blackvev0 I give these fajitas a broken marriage out of 10
@Blackvev0 "I’m Projared, I cheated on my wife!" "I’m Chucky Finster!" "PHINEAS AND FERB ARE DEAD!!!"
@Blackvev0 when them women come out lookin real cheatable on
@Blackvev0 ain’t this the mans who dick everybody say
@Blackvev0 @grok please explain this post as if you were a caveman and could only speak in 4 letter words