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Toast-In-A-Blender @BlenderToast

I’m toast in a blender. I am not bread in a blender, nor am I a sandwich in a blender. I am also not a baguette in a blender, or a croissant in a blender Joined September 2019
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Toast-In-A-Blender @BlenderToast

6 years ago

Y’all ever hear the phone ringing but just not wanna answer it? Like I’m willing to bet that the phone call isn’t important so I don’t have to get off the couch

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

6 years ago

This is Oscar. During a routine check-pup, the vet found a tumor on his butt. He needs immediate surgery followed by chemotherapy to remove it. He’s a little scared, but will try his very best to get better. You can help Oscar by clicking below. 13/10 gofundme.com/f/cancer-treat…

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