Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

Puppy for life, duffer extraordinaire, sofa chewer, stain creator, big sister On the couch Joined April 2014
  • Tweets
    6K
  • Followers
    13K
  • Following
    9K
  • Likes
    33K
BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Absolute disaster at dinner time last night. Looked in my bowl too quickly and ended up with a tin of food on my head.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Dad says that my habit of piddling a huge puddle that I then end up standing in is causing issues with his cleaning routine. Basically, in his latest attempt to get rid of piddly paw prints on the laminate, his mop head fell off.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Dad saw the end of a rainbow yesterday but refused to dive into the river to get the pot of gold for me. So that’s why I’m not down the gravy bone shop today buying snacks with my gold.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Tried to start on my New Year’s resolutions early but, typically, dad stopped me by actually eating his own dinner. How am I supposed to follow my new diet if every time I spot a tasty snack I have to have a punch up with it’s alleged owner?

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Well, Christmas is over and now it’s time for hounds to benefit from leftovers. The trick is to make sure there are leftovers. I recommend sneezing on the plate, drooling when dad is eating to put him off and making sure your fur floats onto the Christmas roast.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Merry Christmas! The assistant got quite a few gifts this year and not one of them was a sack of gravy bones. I know, I checked. In other news, dad got a pair of furry slippers. They weren’t made that way, I just tried them on first.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Dad says the gifts under the tree look suspiciously like they’ve been well sniffed. I’ve told him that they look the worse for wear because Santa has let his quality control slip this year.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

The assistant is a bit picky about food at the moment so it’s lucky that I just started a food recycling business. Today I had to deal with a particularly tricky consignment of chicken nuggets. Needed more ketchup.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Well, it’s nearly Christmas which means it’s time for the annual “how many baubles can I knock off the tree with my tail?” game. My record so far is the entire tree falling over.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Dad can’t understand why we keep getting piles of ice in the house. It’s a complete mystery. In other news, I call this move my Arctic Roll.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

It’s that time of year when I help dad with the present wrapping but he says that getting sellotape stuck on my nose and then duffing him up when he rips it off isn’t helping. In other news, some people might be getting presents that look like they’ve been in a fight this year.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

I’ve just got one of those exciting plastic beds to put my blanket in but dad clearly didn’t consider how it would be on a laminate floor. It slides, and now dad can’t watch the TV in peace because I sledge past the screen every five seconds.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Went for a little stroll last night and, as usual, dad moaned about the weather. He’s never getting a job as a weatherman with that many four letter words.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Dad’s regretting washing and tumble drying my blanket as there’s now enough fur in the tumble dryer to knit a new Labrador.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

a year ago

Dad went on a ski trip today. He didn’t intend to but it’s very icy and I made a run for it.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

2 years ago

Dad’s calling today the first of Halloween and he tried to surprise me with a monster mask before. I have a zero tolerance policy for monsters so went to Duffcon One. He’s still moaning and groaning but it’s no longer a part of his monster impression.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

2 years ago

Just taken delivery of my new bed, dads still not done anything about my hot tub order though . I’d splash him with warm water but I haven’t got my hot tub yet.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

2 years ago

It is the assistant’s birthday today so obviously that means a party. Long story short, after a brief bout of sausage-on-stick poisoning, I’m now banned from buffets.

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

2 years ago

Dad likes to make a good impression on people and he says it doesn’t help that when we see a particularly cool looking group walking toward us I immediately do a huge poo. He says slinking past the beautiful people with a stinky bag is ruining his chances of acceptance in society

BonniethePuppy Profile Picture

Bonnie the Puppy @BonniethePuppy

2 years ago

Accusations are flying thick and fast here. A mystery someone has been rummaging through the shopping for snacks and the only clue is a small tuft of black fur. Since I’m very dark blue it’s not me but dad is already calling me the Hound of the Basket Spills. Rude.

Trends for United States

$DARE
Najee
5.124 posts
$AAPL
15,4 B posts
#VonSchitzenpants
3.613 posts
Ole Miss
17,4 B posts
Lindor
5.417 posts
#CHETOT
48,4 B posts
Tottenham
72,1 B posts
Ange
26,2 B posts
Kurt Russell
8.438 posts
Nick Fuentes
19,3 B posts
Marte
5.890 posts
Bruce Wayne
2.985 posts
Chalobah
14,5 B posts
Christian Scott
1.651 posts
Mole Man
Suki
33,5 B posts
Cucurella
15,2 B posts
Palencia
1.319 posts
Hotty Toddy

You might like

CEO of Labrador Snacks Disposal Services, Master of Mischief, Boss of Ball chasing, Don of Dad discipline, Tummy rubs enthusiast, Rugby Dug
Peat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳..
@PeatMacWhisky
8K Followers
I am a floofy white GSD. I like bees and bird watching. I’m a good boy and I think thoughts about dogly stuff. Proud member of #ZSHQ #TheRuffRiderz #Hedgewatch
Sirius White
@SiriusWhite14
9K Followers
Black Labrador. Access all areas including the big bed. Life is good. I have a cold nose and a warm heart.
Lola
@Lolablacklab
5K Followers
My account has added labby Ness in my furrsis Willow joining me. Only Cus dad can't handle 3 accounts! BE MORE LABRADOR!
Poppydog & Willow
@poppydoggles
4K Followers
Iz handsome silver lab! ❤️ long walks in the park, #sockcrack , treats, tummy rubs, pillows, 🐿 , and mommy! For smart PharmD stuff, @lilhwn2 #ZSHQ #tituscapers
Titus T-lab
@LabTitus
4K Followers
I am Uther using Merlins account he went 🌈 in June 23.Cumbrian Black Lab lived the Scottish West Coast life. Lil Oscar 🌈14.12.21 Uther joined 03.9.23
Merlin Moo🌈
@merlin_moo
5K Followers
follow me and my lil sister Tiya on our adventures ✨🤍
Hi, its Joey! ✨ �..
@JoeyTheSprollie
12K Followers
F2 Sproodle, 5 years old, full name Albert, & F2 Cockapoo 8 months old named Thomas. Normally seen with our hoodad @corns85.
Black Country Bert an..
@BlackCountryBe3
5K Followers
I am a black Labrador living in the #NewForest🌳 with my Mom and brother, Arthur. Interests: eating🦴 playing🎾 swimming💦 and sleeping💤. Born: 10/02/19.🐾
Sir Basil Waggalot�..
@BasilWaggalot
4K Followers
Staffie Mix, adopted from Cheltenham Animal Shelter. 🌈 OTRB May 2023 🌈 Mums keeping my memory and account alive #ZSMedics #ZSHQ #RuffRiderz 🐾💙
Flynn Bear and Mums
@FlynnTheRescue
21K Followers
We is Bixby, Olive and Chewie, three fun packed loveable Labradors living our best life, founder members of the Union for Brown & Black Butts (UBBB)
Bixby The ChoccyWoccy..
@Bixby00378599
7K Followers
I was born with a wobble but my human says I'm perfect. Nothing a nice bow tie can't help with anyway.
Perfect Parker
@PerfectParker4
8K Followers
Two hapless labradors: Nancy is the ten year old black dog with some sense, Lottie is the eight year old brown whirling banshee with absolutely none.
NancyandLottie
@NancyandL
18K Followers
5 year old Blocky English Labrador Retriever. Lawnmower/vacuum cleaner/recycled bag supervisor fur hoomuns. #labzilla 🐶 Humum: @lauralosingmind 🐾🐾
Sir Bentley Muggins �..
@BentleyBlackLab
5K Followers
Hi Everyone! I’m Ollie and was a Guide dog from 21/12/16 till 3/5/19 I’ve now put my ‘paws up’ due to health. Carlo has took my job on and I’ll supervise him.
Ollie (R) and Carlo M..
@myolliethe_GD
8K Followers