BootleBird @BootleBird

Current Project: STAR-CROSS*D by George Bootle bootlebird.com London, England Joined March 2017

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BootleBird @BootleBird

9 months ago

✨ "I am so happy, and yet I am sad; Is this true love, Nurse? Explain it to me." ✨ Star-Cross’d is now listed on Off West End! Check it out here: offwestend.com/listing/star-c… #StarCrossd #OffWestEnd #LondonTheatre #Shakespeare @OffWestEndCom

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For those interested in all things #Shakespeare there's an exciting upcoming play at @GooseTheatre called Star-Cross*d by George Bootle. See more details and book tickets at goldengoosetheatre.co.uk/whatson/star-c…

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [12/30]: And a preacher arose! and began to propose A new (unorthodox) mission, Saying: "The guidance we need, whatever one's creed, Is surely... Eurovision!"

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [11/30]: Though they thought twice, and against stern advice, For the cause of seeking pity, People flooded the square, singing their prayer Which filled the Eternal City.

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [10/30]: Thus: As certain doom was starting to loom In its viral, pestilent form, The Holy See became to be More like a feverish swarm.

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [9/30]: Meanwhile: As some do opt when the world goes to pot, Pilgrims followed 'the call' As souls in search of hope from the Church (Whilst also endangering us all!)

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [8/30]: It's not "just a show" - it's MUCH more, you know: It's unity; It's beautiful; It's camp! Aren't you agreed it's the cure that we need When life proves unbearably damp?

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [7/30]: OK, if we ought, we'll stop playing sport; We're prepared to forgo any pleasure. Except THIS, please! WHATEVER disease, Don't ask us to take such a measure!

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [6/30]: If it weren't for the curfew, I'm sure There would have been violent protest, For what does one do unable to view This much hallowed singing contest?

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [5/30]: But! of course... What sad people grieved, above all else conceived, Was the tragic, inhuman decision To lessen the worth of our lives on this earth By cancelling... EUROVISION!

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [4/30]: For now, what was fun, we needed to shun. A hush soon befell everything As fates were awaited by tender breathes bated With no reason to laugh or to sing.

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [3/30]: Stock markets were low - loo rolls also, Raided from shops across town, Where urged not to meet the friends one would greet. No wonder morale was down. #Poetry

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [2/30]: While services coped, the rest simply hoped, Unable to temper the beast; Unable to earn; unable to learn. Prosperity cautiously ceased. #Poetry

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BootleBard @BardBootle

5 years ago

Poem 1, 'When the Vatican Won Eurovision' [verse 1/30]: A certain systemic, pesky pandemic Once kept our fine world held in fear. Locked behind doors, all life was on pause, Void of its hope and good cheer. #Poetry

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BootleBird @BootleBird

6 years ago

This is the real George Bootle. I apologise for my lateness as I had no idea that I had been handed over the command of this micro-blog! As I am now aware, will endeavour to keep this blog afloat with the latest updates for Bootlebird. #surprise #whydidntyoutellmerachel