number one spot by ludacris (austin powers song) @BootstrapPuller

single. I may be a woke moralist but at least I’m not a broke pooralist #real. Joined January 2018

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8 hours ago

they should invent something you can do to pass the time when your brain is too preoccupied with your own failures to pay attention to a movie

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21 hours ago

i can’t remember which my chem album i like #itsoneofthem #yuuuuupteenagersscaretheshitouttame

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21 hours ago

anyone want to help me out (must be willing to raise their child to have my exact mannerisms and thought patterns, must raise them to believe they are a reincarnated version of me). i can offer up $500 bucks i have a great bit incubating

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22 hours ago

at least the trump presidency gave me a reason to openly hate the ymca, a song i’ve always despised but was bullied into complacency about by gay people online

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2 days ago

stephen malkmus if he was a zoomer what about the voice of vtubers? how did they get so high? i wonder if they speak like an ordinary guy? (i know one and she does) and you’re my fact checking chud

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2 days ago

the fuck is this guy’s deal?’

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2 days ago

I’ve always wanted to be an egoless monk who ignores my own misery because there are always bigger problems such as the top 100 most racist man who owns this platform constantly tweeting xenophobic propaganda. but damn that only amplifies the need to kill yourself exponentially

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2 days ago

I’m not going to act like “physical media forever” isn’t an extremely embarrassing thing to say on its own (reads like an excuse for spending too much money on garbage), but the people who scream it the loudest always only care about the most famous movies that’ll never disappear

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2 days ago

I love collecting movies obviously problem is that people in the same community don’t give a shit about like obscure finds or movies that further the artform, literally all the 40 year old men in the community want is another fucking release of shit like The Mask or Waterboy

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3 days ago

r/adulting : oopsy just spent 100,000 dollars on 48” Buzz Lightyear (Sprinkle Ededtion) Collectors Set hope wifey can manage a whole year with only one eppipen 🥺🥹😂

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3 days ago

coworker keeps biffing on his attempts at film talk, first he tells me that death of a unicorn is too thematically complex for him and then while i was having a conversation with someone about old noir films he slid in with “you guys hav been keeping up with peacemaker right?”

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3 days ago

that’s not a lobster lol

TheJewishAlly @TheJewishAlly

4 days ago

that’s not a lobster lol

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3 days ago

i just bought your drop shipped item and better yet i am making a millennial core reaction video where i make exaggerated faces and act like my mind is blown. you don’t even need to pay me this plastic bullshit temporarily makes me feel like i’m not a cavernous burden big dog

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3 days ago

getting old is realizing that if you ruin perfectly good seven up with cough syrup you get no bitches!!!

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Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real

4 days ago

You know that hose they advertise on TV? It’s expandable then retracts to the same small size. Never leaks they say no leaks. Not true not true. I had a leak taped it up. There’s a new leak today. Just thought I’d let you know.