Whiskey Jesus @BoozeWizard
Amateur surgeon. Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006. @spacewizard.bsky.social Pacific North West Joined February 2011-
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I'm at the bar famous for the serial killers who frequented it again. Washington is weird.
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Bald eagle thought to be hurt was really just ‘too fat to fly,’ Missouri officials say buff.ly/3XjlnA9
Oh shit, you didn't read the terms and conditions? You're going to jail, dumbass.
It seems @NASA has deleted their original moon landing tweet from the day of. What else are they hiding from us?
Medusa buying Shed and Shoulders to get rid of her overly long dandruff.
Management is inspecting our apartments today, but I refuse to wear pants at home on my day off.
You know it's a good bar of it has a trough.
What's this, someone left a free drink in this bathroom?
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Leaving Yelp reviews for gynecologists based on ‘mouth feel’
The CIA handlers are asleep, post national secrets.
I'm going to start an IMDB page for myself as I've starred in many surveillance camera films that have played many police stations and courthouses.
Not only will a barbershop refuse to give you hair, they will ask a LOT of questions.
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