BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

The Complete Guide to Caring for your Boris - including grooming tips and how to safely remove an overexcited Boris from your leg. By @PaulRigbywrites. United Kingdom Joined November 2016

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Pooh Happens @Pooh_2022

4 years ago

“So, I hear you’ve completely lost your mind and now you’re planning to take over the 100 Acre Wood…” “No, that’s my cousin, Winnie the Putin.” .

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Pooh Happens @Pooh_2022

4 years ago

Reluctantly, Pooh was forced to apologise to everyone for attending the outdoor party… .

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BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

6 years ago

Borises hate two things - being stuck indoors all day and being told what to do.

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6 years ago

Be careful where you play ball with your Boris . . .

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BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

6 years ago

Getting to the top of the tree doesn’t necessarily mean a Boris can stay there . . .

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BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

6 years ago

Although Borises aren’t the smartest creatures, only Nigels actually bite the hand that feeds them.

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BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

6 years ago

A young Boris, abandoned by his own parents, finds a new family to take care of him . . .

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6 years ago

As this photo shows, Borises are particularly good at coping with stress . . . #InternationalCatDay

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BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

6 years ago

Due to their erratic behaviour, long hair and tendency to charge ahead regardless, Seeing Eye Borises have never proved particularly successful . . .

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BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

6 years ago

After several trips to Europe, Boris finally returns with something substantial . . .

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6 years ago

Start the week the way you mean to go on - like Boris! #MondayMotivation

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BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

6 years ago

Ah, the Amazon Rain Boris - noted for its ability to leap into abysses and fertilise up to 16 billion Boris spawn a day . . .

JoJalopie @JoJalopie

6 years ago

Ah, the Amazon Rain Boris - noted for its ability to leap into abysses and fertilise up to 16 billion Boris spawn a day . . .

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BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

6 years ago

While it can be hard to accept, if your Boris has lost his bounce, sometimes the best thing you can do is have him put down.

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BorisCareGuide @BorisCareGuide

6 years ago

When you choose a pet, you need to consider your finances first - a cat can cost around £100 per month, a dog around £150 and a Boris just over £2 billion.

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6 years ago

If you’re going to take your Boris for a walk in a public place, don’t forget he must wear a muzzle. Otherwise he might say something really stupid.

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6 years ago

Borises are extremely good climbers, able to reach the top of the highest tree by stepping only on their closest companions.

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6 years ago

The Boris is what’s known as a random large-scale migratory creature - it leaves Europe in late October and heads blindly in no particular direction, taking the entire country with it.