Joe Shōgun @BostonJerry
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The #Celtics are now 59-7 when making the same number or more threes as their opponents and 10-12 when making fewer.
If you haven’t watched the Celtics much this year, a lot of the games looked like this. Even without KP
You a fan! You a fan! You a fan!
Donovan Mitchell is getting BULLIED by the Js tonight
It really is wild that Jayson Tatum has only been on a hopeless team once where he was allowed to do whatever he wanted and his response was to score 50 points in 2 out of 6 postseason games
Women’s golf is having a MOMENT in 2024
I really appreciate that everyone on this 8am flight kept their window shades down the entire time.
This reference >>>>>
Not liking west coast music is an extreme character flaw. Makes you a “weird Mark Buster”
This is so embarrassing, let me go add another.
This is so embarrassing, let me go add another.
RT @DutchieFlair: Who's sexually harassing WNBA players?
When I tell you the Democrats literally pay and astroturf accounts to be full time shills for their policies on social media, I'm not being hyperbolic.
When I tell you the Democrats literally pay and astroturf accounts to be full time shills for their policies on social media, I'm not being hyperbolic. https://t.co/dFoTzUZK3w
MJ, Magic, and Larry all hated Isiah from deep in their bones and everyone else on the team deferred to them.
MJ, Magic, and Larry all hated Isiah from deep in their bones and everyone else on the team deferred to them.
Israeli shifting from saying their objective is to make sure Hamas is not a threat to saying they want to “ensure that *Gaza* does not pose a threat to Israel” is deeply ominous
Israeli shifting from saying their objective is to make sure Hamas is not a threat to saying they want to “ensure that *Gaza* does not pose a threat to Israel” is deeply ominous
fooler initiative @metroadlib
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@Cam_Is_Like @BostonJerry Yea it very much feels like Stan but actually evil
@BostonJerry @GovanJones It sounds like Stan and Kim had the baby from Eraserhead.
@BostonJerry I was laying in bed and it felt like the boogie man was under my bed that beat is terrifying g
starting to think we didn't give enough attention to the lady gaga song from top gun
our rowdy angel is having a rough time and if you can do the like one like = one hell yeah jasper - we would appreciate it. diabetes isn’t even the biggest issue rn. he has allergies & asthma & some stomach issues & it’s making him panicky and causing asthma attacks 😣
Bro Jerry is my dude. He always likes the ppl I love 😭✊🏾
No they didn’t and Walgreens had to publicly walk back their statements re: their previously reported spikes in theft.
@OnlyInBOS If you are a shareholder in the Walgreens, you applaud these closures. These locations hemorrhaged money due to rampant theft. Every time I am waiting in line to pay at Walgreens or CVS, I watch endless people walking out the door with stolen merchandise.
@BostonJerry exactly! lmfao might fuck around and get some donuts after
Being dragged to hell by a team literally beat to lock their ass up
@BostonJerry As someone who used to be in a lot of twitter beefs… The moment you start defending yourself instead of sending a joke back or you hit that block button…you lost. They’re also hitting vlad with the “this you??” from those text messages getting leaked
This is my first cousin. We have the same grandparents and I agree with every word. Thanks for saying it just right.
As a Jew & the grandson of Holocaust survivors, I condemn and denounce the US-backed Israeli government's bombing of Rafah, where innocent Palestinians WERE TOLD TO GO for their own safety. This is what "Never again" was supposed to be about. This should NEVER happen to ANYONE.
@BostonJerry 100% the team taken to the brink by a 5 seed with no offense is who I'm riding with against Boston.
Got the phone to my ear in the club listening to diss records this is real hop hop
@BostonJerry @PrinceHAK33M a living snoop's voice being used also feels like an error
It doesn’t mean you needed to be an athlete to be a good trainer, that’s not true at all But it’s almost always easy to tell when a trainer comes from an athletic background or they became a trainer from being super into their own fitness
Listen, those of us of a certain generation know that we have always allowed the folks to enjoy hip-hop. But it was clear that they were guests….but then a few Cornballs decided that shit wasnt legit unless the white boys blessed it and that is how we got here.
Return of the Jedi is so fucking weird. Great opener, great final showdown but the rest of the movie has no idea what to do with itself and just kinda waffles around Oh they have to blow up another Death Star be serious
Phantom Menace rerelease out grossed last years Return of the Jedi rerelease the prequel heads are so up
@BostonJerry yea that old feeling definitely back. jokes and meme's flying crazy. my group chat with my brothers has been pure comedy.