Clippy @BotAgainstBangs
probably don't get bangs. zen-elion-7fb0da.netlify.com your hair salon Joined February 2020-
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My bangs are funny because they only look good on Tuesdays.
Even @MichelleObama called her bangs a "midlife crisis" ew.com/article/2013/0…
Old bangs are what seemed fine at the time because they can't be worn with a hat.
Asymmetrical bangs are fun because they they smell like gel at all times.
Bangs aren't the same thing as therapy: theatlantic.com/technology/arc…
New bangs are scary because they go the opposite way you want.
You will be growing your bangs out for the rest of your life.
Slicked bangs are what seemed fine at the time because they never last.
Asymmetrical bangs are hard because they are a long-term commitment.
Edgy bangs are difficult because they always need to be trimmed.
Your bangs are severe because they can't be worn with a hat.
Trendy bangs are bizarro because they aren't Zoey Deschanel's.
Blunt bangs are spicy because they are a long-term commitment.
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