Jorstagram. @BrainSlice

the maps used to say there were dragons here. around Seattle. Joined January 2009

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a week ago

One of the things I really love about Seattle is being told (loudly through a megaphone) that I’m going to hell as I walk into a Mariners game.

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“How’s Seattle I hear it’s really BAD there?” Is something people say to me quite often when I visit friends and family in SE Idaho. My reply is usually: “Yes, it’s really really bad and I love it. You would not fare well there. Please don’t visit.”

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Jorstagram. @BrainSlice

11 months ago

I hate Elon Musk.

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Jorstagram. @BrainSlice

11 months ago

If two Teslas crash into each other does anyone care ?

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11 months ago

You guys really did it.

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Barack Obama @BarackObama

11 months ago

.@KamalaHarris will be a president for all Americans. She actually cares about making your lives better. Donald Trump only thinks about himself. I want you to remember this: if someone doesn’t respect you, they should not represent you. That’s not what you need in your life. And…

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11 months ago

If you ever skip the opening credits of #TheWire that tells me everything I need to know about you. @AoDespair

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ptah, spit on that thang, the el daoud @toriimacdaddy

12 months ago

To everyone jacking up the prices of Ka albums on Discogs: I see you, and I hope you get hit by a bus.

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Okayplayer @okayplayer

12 months ago

Rakim’s ‘Paid In Full’ gonna do it for us every single time. A classic! 🔥🔥🔥 And his Tiny Desk is still one of our favorites.

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12 months ago

reddit.com/r/politics/s/I…

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Alan Levinovitz @AlanLevinovitz

12 months ago

My contribution to the masculinity discourse is that whatever else you might think, hopefully we can all agree men are called to find the best bargains on electronics.