Someone’s Ned Flanders @BreenMachine17

1 Timothy 1:15. Redeemed Wretch. Coach. Nerd. Public School Teacher. OPC member. How you see the Chief End of Man is how you see everything. Reisterstown, MD Joined July 2009

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Someone’s Ned Flanders @BreenMachine17

3 hours ago

You’re not a madman you’re a dork on the internet who has associated social media attention with dopamine.

Redeemed Zoomer 👑 @redeemed_zoomer

a day ago

You’re not a madman you’re a dork on the internet who has associated social media attention with dopamine.

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John William Sherrod @jwsherrod

a day ago

Just looked back through Darryl Cooper’s old tweets. The psycho tweeted this ON 10/7.

David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense @davereaboi

a day ago

Just looked back through Darryl Cooper’s old tweets. The psycho tweeted this ON 10/7. https://t.co/Uo9nNfBdKX

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girlygirlll💅🏼 @pink_chellaaa

a day ago

me leaving bad reviews at my favorite bars around town so it’s less crowded

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litquidity @litcapital

2 days ago

LinkedIn is down the hall, second door on the right

Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes

3 days ago

LinkedIn is down the hall, second door on the right https://t.co/L56kgqxUwe

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Vicente Fox Mulder @WASPmexicano

2 days ago

Picking WWII as the “where it all went wrong” moment is so weird

America Forever @heritage_USA_

3 days ago

Picking WWII as the “where it all went wrong” moment is so weird

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memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus

3 days ago

This is honest to God one of the funniest posts in years.

Jennifer Bendery @jbendery

3 days ago

This is honest to God one of the funniest posts in years. https://t.co/WwlyHni32t

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Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy

3 days ago

*Me approaching the police in a T-Rex costume*: “Looks like a scene out of Jurassic Park, but no, just another day in Trump’s America.”

Jennifer Bendery @jbendery

3 days ago

*Me approaching the police in a T-Rex costume*: “Looks like a scene out of Jurassic Park, but no, just another day in Trump’s America.”

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Shayde❓ @shaydestuckk

3 days ago

everyone say thank you Rio 2011

CHOQUEI @choquei

4 days ago

everyone say thank you Rio 2011

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Someone’s Ned Flanders @BreenMachine17

2 days ago

This is willfully obtuse. Every church plant of every faithful denom is missionary work.

Dissident West @dissidentwest

4 days ago

This is willfully obtuse. Every church plant of every faithful denom is missionary work.

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Miles Smith IV @IVMiles

3 days ago

Whispers: maybe just worth remembering that as much bad theology came out of Evangelicals in Texas as ever came out of mainliners in New York City.

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Hitler Hated Christ @not_our_guy

3 days ago

I have been pleading with people on this specific point for a long time precisely so people don't make themselves look like idiots on this topic

Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY

4 days ago

I have been pleading with people on this specific point for a long time precisely so people don't make themselves look like idiots on this topic

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Read an article on Substack trying to say reformed churches need more vestments and a little incense to show beauty in worship. Because that's our biggest problem in reformed circles right now. We're not cos-playing at high church enough. *rolls eyes*

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Kristan Hawkins @KristanHawkins

3 days ago

Want more babies in America? Stop killing the ones we already have.

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Lizzie Marbach @LizzieMarbach

a week ago

This interview between @RealMattFradd and a priest is truly mindblowing. Every other sentence is a new blasphemy, and Matt knows it and has to clean up the heresy multiple times in the interview. Here, the priest says that Jesus did the will of Mary. 🤯

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Nathan White @NPWhite717

3 days ago

Protesting outside the church where children were murdered while praying in defense of the killer is probably not a great look

Bonchie @bonchieredstate

3 days ago

Protesting outside the church where children were murdered while praying in defense of the killer is probably not a great look

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Brady Bush @BradyJBush

4 days ago

Are minorities “orcs,” Joe?

Joe Rigney @joe_rigney

4 days ago

Are minorities “orcs,” Joe?

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Gabriel Hughes @Pastor_Gabe

4 days ago

You don’t hate your sin enough.

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New town every hour @TownsUsa

4 days ago

TFW you treat your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis with Rinvoq

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar

4 days ago

TFW you treat your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis with Rinvoq

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Kristan Hawkins @KristanHawkins

5 days ago

“No one uses abortions as birth control.” Planned Parenthood:

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Miles Smith IV @IVMiles

5 days ago

2/ the problem now though is that you basically have a label Calvinist is being claimed by groups that are essentially sociological analogs of Westboro Baptist Church, and there’s little in the way of ecclesiastical control on religion in the US to halt that association.