̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK Policy Centre @BrexitParity
The only source for imagined B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ Reform UK policies. Still Darren Grimes's pimp. Obviously a joke, like Laurence Fox. Tufton Street Joined March 2018-
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This is wonderful news. As any patriotic Leave voter will tell you... Brexit was never about the economy. Brexit was never about immigration. Brexit was never about the NHS. Brexit was ALWAYS about the USB-C spec. We knew what we were voting for....
This is wonderful news. As any patriotic Leave voter will tell you... Brexit was never about the economy. Brexit was never about immigration. Brexit was never about the NHS. Brexit was ALWAYS about the USB-C spec. We knew what we were voting for....
We are pleased to announce the appointment of Keith Tungsten as our new head of Bringing Things Back. Keith has a proven record of harping on about the past and will spearhead our campaign to put ashtrays back in car doors.
Johnson doesn't go far enough. If elected, we will #DefundTheKilogram
This uncanny prediction is from 2019. It’s almost as if nonsense from Boris Johnson is very predictable.
This uncanny prediction is from 2019. It’s almost as if nonsense from Boris Johnson is very predictable.
Reform UK will go further than the Tories to exploit your rose-tinted nostalgia. We will ban contactless payments and also pledge to bring back: Blockbuster Asbestos Leaded Petrol Caning Half Pennies Sweets That Resemble Cigarettes
Even we think this is ridiculous, for the record.
Even we think this is ridiculous, for the record.
The Grift Formerly Known As The Brexit Party is not proving to be as lucrative as hoped, so we're looking for new ways to exploit angry Brits who need someone to blame for their shitty lives. We're offering 100,000 rubles for the best suggestion for a new demographic to demonise.
Please accept our apologies for our recent extended silence. Every time we come up with an idea that we deem cruel and thoughtless enough to appeal to our voters, Priti Patel turns it into government policy before we have a chance to publish it.
Reform UK promises to be the only party for single issue voters. We will be proudly pretend to be for or against anything or anyone, real or imagined, as long as it aligns with our overarching objective to sow hatred and distrust of people who don't look, dress or sound like you.
Apologies for our absence. Reform UK is an entirely new party and definitely not just a way to take more money from angry racists, so we are still working out what our policies are, but here are a few teasers: - Ban on pronouns - Bring back the shilling - Defund vegetarianism
We believe in democracy, at any cost. Going forward, w+e will purge dissent and purify the ballot boxes. We think that people have had enough of "experts" and so-called "science", so we will refer all future government decisions, big or small, to paying Brexit Club members.
Ahead of the imminent general election, we are happy to announce that we will not be participating. After a short discussion with the Conservative party, we have agreed not to present any candidates on the understanding that they commit to bringing back Woolworths and Our Price.
We advise all Brexit Party PLC shareholders to start stockpiling Euros.
Wonderful to see 17.4 million patriotic Leavers taking to the streets today to protest against Johnson's attempt to suspend the sovereignty of the British parliament, which is, after all, what Brexit is about. Thanks to the Remainers who put our differences aside to join us.
To celebrate our glorious No Food Brexit at the end of October, we will be holding a rally outside the Houses Of Parliament on 5th November, from 6pm. Pick up your official V For Victory mask and join us there. We hope to see millions of you there. Don't forget your torches!
We urge all shareholders to sign this petition. It is simply unfair for the Tories to prorogue Parliament without giving us credit for the idea. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2691…
The Conservatives are nothing but thieves. Suspending democracy and creating a single party authoritarian government was OUR policy.
Congratulations to Ben Stokes on a superb innings at Headingley. Generally, our policy is to scapegoat non native cricketers for failure and encourage trolls to flood forums with messages like "shouldn't be playing in the first place", but we will support him while we're winning.
Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss
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John Pliskin @JohnJPliskin
2 Followers 10 Following Global boater, love birds but hate bird collecting, always searching for the next jewel, for hire but I will chop your shoes up
Tim B @queBurro
169 Followers 222 Following Bald; Latino music; Erdős:4 - probably; ROS; Socialist (unsure, but generally pro Starmer). Views my own.
Tommy S @TommyS721326345
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flyingchef01 @flyingchefvlc
189 Followers 522 Following
ashley @ashley199777111
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Lou @imLwi
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Bryan Lewis Smith @smithbl1981
198 Followers 681 Following Christian constitutionalist. - For I am the Lord your God who takes hold of your right hand and says to you, Do not fear; I will help you.
R Streak 🇬🇧 @r_streak
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joan sinclair #FBPE�.. @joansinclair3
971 Followers 1K Following Proud Scot, proud Dundonian, proud supporter of DUFC, get me out of this accursed 'Union'...
Fiona Killick🏴.. @fiona_killick
178 Followers 270 Following
James Parsons @JamesPa99455357
24 Followers 972 Following
Dave Camoron @Camoron_Dave
1K Followers 3K Following Award winning satire, Being a Tory I like nothing more than stealing money from 60 yr old women, so far I have stolen the pensions from 3.8 million #waspi women
Lisa Andrews Ruston�.. @lisa_ruston
715 Followers 3K Following Family is everything ❤ swfc 🦉💙🦉Wife of a veteran🇬🇧Don't like our bent government ☹
samuel @samuel43819146
1K Followers 4K Following
Rob @123Rob666
0 Followers 462 Following
Shane Oxer @sh4ne024
20 Followers 10 Following
Iris King @IrisK100
0 Followers 76 Following
Jane Sharland @jane_sharland
11 Followers 104 Following Greyhound/ Galgo advocate . Vaccine Injured and I will not be quiet about it . The truth will out !
Maria Hill @MariaHi44578988
53 Followers 441 Following
Aloñzo Salmo @AlonzoSalm23932
43 Followers 163 Following
Susan 💙 #GTTO @InstantTelegram
130 Followers 126 Following
Jamie Beale @JamieBReformUK
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Jo Read @JoRead32413512
83 Followers 1K Following Northern Girl, Welsh Husband, 17 year-old daughter with Kenny( Cat) and Stanley (Dog) 💕
Lee @Simplymiddleage
77 Followers 206 Following Normal, left of centre, sane man. No time for Right & left wing nutters, grifters, conspiracy theorists, racists, homophobes or people with no social compass
SpDrgn 🏴�.. @SoupDragon0
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barryshirley@hotmail... @barryshirl50765
194 Followers 195 Following
War Rocket Ajax #FBPE @WarRocketAjaxUK
3K Followers 3K Following Now that Brexit lies have been well and truly exposed, now it's time for this great country to rebuild.
Daniel Brown @Danielbrownng5
308 Followers 2K Following
WullyPblack @PblackWully
27 Followers 19 Following
The Royal Household o.. @EdwardR_EixR
26 Followers 190 Following Fictional United Kingdom under the reign of King Edward IX. For more information, join the discord server found below.
Sheila @skatellites
37 Followers 261 Following
M @MalcSixSixSix
97 Followers 308 Following Power Corrupts. Thank God for Brexit. When are we going to get a politician capable of controlling immigration? Reform UK Dorset
Eddy M Hodges @Michael82367952
787 Followers 2K Following Art/Lit/Football/Film Noir. MEN AREN’T REAL WOMEN. Leave WOMENS sports & spaces alone YA BIG FANNIES. Britain is a Christian country. Stands with Israel🇬🇧🇮🇱
Jack @jackwhitt198
107 Followers 618 Following
Tim Fortune #FBPE #Re.. @Timfooo
3K Followers 5K Following Radio producer/father/honorary Devonian/French resident/from the 60s 🇪🇺
Jacks Mutton @MuttonJacks
500 Followers 646 Following N Irish born citizen of the blue marble, bigots & racists can kiss my arse, groovy kind followers please for this 2023 intake Guinness drinking ejit. ☘️🇪🇺🌎
allan barsness @AllanBarsn82653
547 Followers 2K Following i am retired,70yrs old,live in winnipeg,manitoba, i am married
Clare Farrell @ClareTotty
5K Followers 2K Following Textiles, clothing, environment, active citizen. @XRebellionUK
LondonPhileasFogg @LondonPhileas
46 Followers 105 Following
Reform UK Ealing and .. @RefUK_EalHil
254 Followers 525 Following
ܝܫܘܥ - יהושו.. @YehoshuaShabo
90 Followers 190 Following
Justin Curious @just_cury
52 Followers 110 Following
Московская .. @moscow_exchange
15K Followers 611 Following Официальный аккаунт Московской Биржи в Twitter: информация о торгах, новости фондового, срочного и валютного рынка. #moex. Official Moscow Exchange accountThis uncanny prediction is from 2019. It’s almost as if nonsense from Boris Johnson is very predictable.
Updated policy: BXP would restore imperial measures for all weights and measures, restore the crown symbol on pint glasses (now illegal under EU rules), safeguard the mile, allow the sale of vegetables, fruit and US healthcare insurance in pounds and ounces and restore the acre.
@BrexitParity Are you all bonkers, is it a prerequisite of joining the Brexit Party? Asking for a friend who wants to leave UKIP because they're all too mainstream!
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