BritWit @BritWitBit

Mummy blogger with two lovely girls (and two guinea pig girls too). Nerd, programmer, procraftinator, lover of cheese and 80s. Joined December 2018

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Dr Liz O'Riordan @Liz_ORiordan

2 years ago

Read this and weep👇🏻 A female doctor sexually assaulted at work by a male surgeon did come forward in 2020 - Procedures were not followed - Her confidential witness statement was leaked in a data breach - The guilty man, who had previously been arrested for a similar offence, was…

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Oliver Stirling @OWS1892

2 years ago

"I thought I was only making other people's lives worse..."

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Kathy Thornett @ThornieKate

2 years ago

@OWS1892 @peterrsimms Fail to see how anybody could have voted for Brexit, with even min. of info if they were committing to property purchase + enjoyed lifestyle in Europe & hoped to spend more time there. Where were they when others were marching for a People's Vote - it was obvious FOM was at risk!

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Ilaria Loi @ilinterpaint

2 years ago

@OWS1892 @PeterHire69 I've always described Brexit as the equivalent of throwing a bundle of keys into the river as a drunken prank, only to find out the morning after that the keys were your own.

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Intergalactic Geo @NMS_Screenshots

2 years ago

@buitengebieden

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Shesaidno1997 @shesaidno1997

2 years ago

@_IncaDove_ Makes me think of this

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BritWit @BritWitBit

2 years ago

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

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Chris Kamara @chris_kammy

2 years ago

Just been told that Tammy Prescott has sadly died. Tammy and her husband Lintyn accompanied me to Downing Street in February. Tammy & I handing over a petition to Number 10 calling for changes to stop people like her dying in poverty. Tammy had been undergoing intensive…

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bonky @shesbonky

2 years ago

This is it, people. I can die happy. @GeorgeTakei commented on my post. We're done here.

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Its a wonderful life…. @Lcheesecake

3 years ago

@simonharris_mbd Not a royalist but the Queen buried her husband sitting on her own, wearing a mask, while the night before HM Govt partied, got drunk, broke the rules and then lied about it is beyond redemption. The Queen represents everyone who had to bury a loved one, while obeying the rules

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The New York Times @nytimes

3 years ago

Mr. Pickles, a critically endangered species of tortoise at the Houston Zoo, finally became a father at the age of 90. He and his partner, Mrs. Pickles, welcomed three tortoise hatchlings: Dill, Gherkin and Jalapeño. nyti.ms/3Z1yoMw

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BritWit @BritWitBit

3 years ago

Promoted racist tweet, way to clean house @elonmusk

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

3 years ago

23rd December: house full of food and nothing for dinner.

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M. Night Shyamalan @MNightShyamalan

3 years ago

Played Cards Against Humanity with the family. My sister-in-law picked this card and gasped. She didn’t choose my answer as the funniest and I lost to my brother-in-law.