FunnyBusiness @BrownChunks_
Kansas City, MO. Joined February 2012-
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My mom mad af cause I'm going to Mcdonalds. She talking bout "I'm making dinner" bitch, I'ma eat that too
If you read the bible backwards, it's the story of a world destroyed and reborn in two lovers, kissing, defying the God they invented.
Seeing your ex with their new partner and noticing they have down-graded.
My mom told me there's a salad in the kitchen... the fuck ima do with that?!
Not impressed with the new killswitch engage song.sounds like alive or just breathing with acrap band behind the vocsls #helpthemHowardJones
What a stupid week for fantasy football. Seattle vs GB.all I can say is "Break a leg" Aaron Rogers..."break" a leg... literally....break, It
Oh, nearly forgot.... Happy 911 Everyone!! I love holidays... >:)
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Gets his first pimple. Tumor.
Getting balls deep in... The Mcdonalds ball pit #DamnItFeelsGoodToBeAGansta
I hate those fuckin people that are always doin stuff, and goin places, and talkin to someone, and becoming things. Fuck those people.
Hey. Fat Lady. It's not considered a healthy American diet if your eating 3 tv dinners and a Yoplait... or is it? #fatAmerica
Wow...Guys boat & trailer came unhitched&crashed on the highway..sheeesh if he forgot to attach his boat to his truck.. wtf am I forgetting!
#ThingsImGuiltyOf....that floater.... and that breath.......taking........stench that you had to endure at that gas station...Sorry Friend.
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