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You: couldn't this meeting have been a slack Me: but you don't read slack You: I have #GenerativeAI read them for me Me: can you have generative AI fuck yourself?

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5 months ago

Probably the best thing about having coworkers that treat you like family is that you don't have to worry about going home to your regular family

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6 months ago

Nothing is more American than the up escalator broken but down escalator working fine

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7 months ago

I'm not stopping with all body deodorant, gonna take it next level with all body toothpaste

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7 months ago

Now that no one is woke anymore, they can finally bring out the real offensive mascots of the past and continue the appropriation of Irish culture

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7 months ago

The true miracle of life is that we are all born as cute, innocent babies but then grow up to be complete and total grown up assholes

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7 months ago

How panicked should I be if my Uber driver's car clock is set to military time

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7 months ago

"Nordic Naturals Ultimate" at first reads like a strong OnlyFans channel

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8 months ago

Can stop, will stop

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9 months ago

No one: ... Absolutely no one: ... Vertical AI content farms:

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9 months ago

'Tis the season

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9 months ago

Haven't been more moved or touched by anyone this holiday more than this email from my mortgage company

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10 months ago

This new Chaka Khan / Whitney Houston AI collab slaps "I'm Every Woman.... multivitamin"

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10 months ago

I don't think these things are related, but the older I get the more everyone else looks like they're 12

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10 months ago

Just finished @JasonKPargin "I'm starting to worry about this black box of doom", hilarious, fast-paced, and too on the nose for our digital isolation era. Highly recommended!!! a.co/d/6YKQAbr