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ben affleck went to a doctor to look like that when all he had to do was live in rural arkansas for a few years
i'm not saying which US DOJ agency asks this, but one of the security question choices for account creation is: "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD ABOUT 9/11?"
This looks like the type of course that lets you wear jeans.
This looks like the type of course that lets you wear jeans.
I just need to know two dates for the jaguars so I can book flights right fucking now and is that so much to ask
Southern Bros definitely were googling what Edelman meant by calling Gisele a Beard and now they know what to call that whole situationship they’ve seen their entire lives.
Happy NFL Schedule Release Week to all of those that celebrate.
It is utterly insane to me that Edelman was the only guy to make a joke about Brady’s face and call Gisele a Beard. There definitely was a meeting where Brady said to the comics that plastic surgery jokes were off the table.
affleck does that same weird thing with his mouth that phil does now and it’s so weird to see
I don’t know what Ben Affleck is going through, but the answer is definitely not plastic surgery.
This is the face of a guy that clicks through the bios that reply: P U S S Y * I N * P R O F I L E
Ben Affleck looks like he’s guilty of something and is apologizing for it.
Ben Affleck looks like he’s preparing for his next role as a corpse.
Ben Affleck looks like he drinks nothing but dunkin coffee and antifreeze.
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Oh here it is: Starbucks developing a zero to low calorie energy beverage. $SBUX
Treat for Roxie and for us
Behind the scenes on THREE AMIGOS (1986).
Until next time, @TheMasters
crowded field for tonight's Thirstbucket of the Day award
I can only imagine what @AndyTFE is thinking here @TheShotgunStart #crushers
"To Dan Lamothe -- "Thank you for your assistance -- Rangers lead the way!"
Some people say "All NASCAR drivers do is turn left" and that's not true. Sometimes they don't turn at all.
@DorothyPhi95646 no thanks but will FWD your note to Mr. DiMarco.
@BurritoBrosShit Proximity to the frozen drink machine was my personal undoing, 10/10 event
@BurritoBrosShit Congratulations on your wedding! I wish you and your bride many years of health and happiness.
There’s a longer version of this coming in the next tweet but… Today is my last day at Uproxx. The site was sold and things got shuffled around and I got shuffled out. It’s a bummer. Not sure what my next step is but I promise I have been through worse.
If you understood this reference, it’s time to schedule your prostate exam
I think lagging a 50-footer to stone dead might be a top-5 feeling in golf. Might be better than actually making the putt
The expats spending their Friday in Orlando on the other hand…
@PGATOURSMartin Who could forget the Cognizant of 1986
@BurritoBrosShit There isn't a cage at SAF and the felts say CC so I feel like there are no SAF chips.
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