orry murphy @BusterCheeks
lets all have some fun ;) Joined April 2010-
Tweets591
-
Followers22
-
Following49
-
Likes7
orry murphy retweeted
The people I'm babysitting for don't have any peanut butter so I pood on their bed & broke a bunch of windows.
orry murphy retweeted
Woman just ordered a "double tall extra foam latte." How do you even find out you like that? I hissed at her.
Greasy steak saucy buck nasty creamy corn on the toes!
Da fuq was this bitch doing at 5:30 in the morning walking the streets in her underwear
I still play with toys and if you break them I'll still throw a fit and tell my mommy!!
orry murphy retweeted
Do any women enjoy getting their toes sucked, or am I being humored?
orry murphy retweeted
Every time someone records a cover of a hit song in a different “wacky” musical genre, Jesus throws a tomahawk at Anne Frank.
Fastest way for processing fat off your body in 2 weeks bit.ly/XnDVNO
Fastest way for processing fat off your body in 2 weeks bit.ly/YppCly
Fastest way for processing fat off your body in 2 weeks bit.ly/16orrXr
still waiting to start the new job but until then who wants to hang out and go get more baby stuff with me
Too bad you couldnt keep your family together its not our fault you suck :P
Christopher Baldwin @Crashloco32
0 Followers 27 Following I'm 32 years old have 2 kids born in LC NM home of the 3 crosses. Taken by the best Anything else just ask pretty much a open book. Have no filter at times..
💛The RIDDLE Family... @_The_Riddle_Fam
34 Followers 267 Following 🎀WPW🎀 Mom×4/Wife💍 N🚫Vaccine💉 Crunchy🌱 Dreams coming true✨ Follow us on TikTok where it all started
Ms.Faye @KaraokeJunkieLC
84 Followers 190 Following From Sin City back to Las Cruces. Atheist. Pansexual. ❤
Fatima Marie Ruiz @FatimaMarieRuiz
126 Followers 196 Following New Mexico 🌵 Bubble Gum 🐶 Marley May🐶 YouTube📽 Live.me📱 LCM❤ 9-11-2016
Chelsea Scott @chhhelseascott
21 Followers 35 Following
aRtaJay @aRtaJayBeats
327 Followers 2K Following #Wakenbake with me. #Rapper #SongWriter just pushin out this music Free Content on my website. beta version up rn
jordan frietze @FrietzeSkippy
176 Followers 1K Following
Sasha De La Cruz @SashSpunk
63 Followers 69 Following
SueRocksPhotography @SueRocksPhoto
317 Followers 999 Following Fashion Photographer • Creative Director • Lighting Professional • High-End Retoucher • [email protected]
Jazmyn N Baldwin @jaz_ma_taz
23 Followers 87 Following
Thomas TK Kemp @ThomasTKKemp
375 Followers 638 Following just a guy enjoying life! Sorry I dont have the Blue Check, I dont need another subscription lol
Jeff Straley @JWStraley
45 Followers 201 Following
Backwards Films @BackwardMovies
6 Followers 26 Following
Melanie Heibel @nakedjuggalette
490 Followers 1K Following Cotton candy don't get wet until its in your mouth ;)
Brittani Lyu 吕书�... @Britster1821
159 Followers 472 Following Foreign language teacher; Linguist； German, Spanish, and intermediate Mandarin. ΔΦΑ. Astronomy enthusiast.
Loco Gringo @pullif_
78 Followers 415 Following I believe in love. I believe in happiness. I am a man of simplicity and honor. If you plant peach tree seeds, peach tree's will grow. Karma works this way.
Shit Fat Girls Say @ShtFatGirlsSay
62K Followers 255 Following I like food and hangin with the girls! and food! I enjoy taking long, romantic walks to the fridge. Business inquiries: [email protected]
NMSU Confessions @NMSUConfess
365 Followers 57 Following DM us or SUBMIT to the link. NOT AFFILIATED WITH NMSU. WE DO NOT PROMOTE POSTED CONFESSIONS.
Hannah Gerhardt @hannahlouise77
21 Followers 11 Following
Sasha De La Cruz @SashSpunk
63 Followers 69 Following
Leash your Billionair... @LshUrBillionare
51K Followers 859 Following 🌸Misandrist 🌸 Leash your Billionaires, before they buy your government • Anti fascist• Radfems = Nazi
alexis @Alexis_Texas
1.3M Followers 366 Following Host Of Private Talk Podcast. Avn Hall Of Fame Fleshlight Girl / business: @fredfrenchy1
Melanie Heibel @nakedjuggalette
490 Followers 1K Following Cotton candy don't get wet until its in your mouth ;)
SueRocksPhotography @SueRocksPhoto
317 Followers 999 Following Fashion Photographer • Creative Director • Lighting Professional • High-End Retoucher • [email protected]
Thomas TK Kemp @ThomasTKKemp
375 Followers 638 Following just a guy enjoying life! Sorry I dont have the Blue Check, I dont need another subscription lol
Jazmyn N Baldwin @jaz_ma_taz
23 Followers 87 Following
ashton kutcher @aplusk
15.8M Followers 828 Following I build things, stories, companies, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, & believe in a future where we all have a right to pursue happiness. +1 (319) 519-0576
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
23.5M Followers 160 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Jeff Straley @JWStraley
45 Followers 201 Following
Avenged Sevenfold @AvengedXSeven
5K Followers 5K Following Avenged Sevenfold is a hard core rock band that is taking the American metal scene by storm.
Mel @ogyogii
1K Followers 936 Following Fuck the what happened? I got stuck. | Aspiring PwrLftr | Yogi | Bjj
Backwards Films @BackwardMovies
6 Followers 26 Following
wKwevin bananas @wKwevin
6 Followers 18 Following
Anonymous ⎝⏠⏝�... @OperationLeakS
54K Followers 87 Following We are Anonymous, We are legion, We never forgive, We never forget, Expect us.
Krowe Alanero Epsilon @nevarmor_
349 Followers 557 Following NüDance Musique 🕊ig:nevarmor_ ⚔️cash app: $nevarmor contact:[email protected]⬇️ stream my music ⬇️
Raymond Anaya @ham_baru
37 Followers 160 Following
Charlie Sheen @charliesheen
9.5M Followers 191 Following Actor, Dad, Author, Founder of @wildafbrewing
Esquire Network @EsquireNetwork
1.1M Followers 333 Following Official Twitter for the Esquire Network television channel, championing the pursuit of a well-played life. https://t.co/VHK0W4uAdg
Brittani Lyu 吕书�... @Britster1821
159 Followers 472 Following Foreign language teacher; Linguist； German, Spanish, and intermediate Mandarin. ΔΦΑ. Astronomy enthusiast.
kayla esslinger @kaylaesslinger
3 Followers 1 Following
Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis
551K Followers 1K Following Guy who doesn't like to be described by the things he sometimes has on his head
bob saget @bobsaget
2.0M Followers 784 Following I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson
8.6M Followers 824 Following
kelly oxford @kellyoxford
698K Followers 923 Following Director. Screenwriter. NYT bestselling author. huge fan of your work.
rob delaney @robdelaney
1.4M Followers 1 Following You can get my book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith
2.8M Followers 69 Following It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Loco Gringo @pullif_
78 Followers 415 Following I believe in love. I believe in happiness. I am a man of simplicity and honor. If you plant peach tree seeds, peach tree's will grow. Karma works this way.Trends for United States
221 B posts
686 B posts
67,7 B posts
40,5 B posts
14,8 B posts
14,5 B posts
52,5 B posts
8.331 posts
40,6 B posts
63,2 B posts
5.046 posts
8.666 posts
22,4 B posts
36,2 B posts
35 B posts
76 B posts
10,5 B posts
49,6 B posts
35,9 B posts
10 B posts
You might like
Jazmyn N Baldwin
@jaz_ma_taz
23 Followers
BATMAN
@BenjiBlueBills
12K Followers
Raymond Anaya
@ham_baru
37 Followers
Mel
@ogyogii
1K Followers
𝐏𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐡�...
@pincheponchi
2K Followers
Big Mama👑
@OrganicChola
1K Followers
❁ J ❁
@FueledByYoux
291 Followers
Thomas TK Kemp
@ThomasTKKemp
375 Followers
Izak
@hvymtlvr
1K Followers
bobby weaver
@natefizz
409 Followers
elia v
@elia_veronica1
171 Followers
Mrs.Vallejos
@brendamvallejos
118 Followers
amanduuhhhh
@AmandaAmplified
307 Followers