Saxton @C0ASTR

professional dick head Christchurch City, New Zealand Joined March 2016

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Saxton @C0ASTR

3 years ago

Nz government really thinks that 27$ a week is going to save the country when diesel is over 2.60$ and a block of cheese is 14$ get fucked 27$ isn’t even enough to pay for 1 hours wage

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Saxton @C0ASTR

3 years ago

How can @McDonalds call themselves an affordable fast food restaurant when they charge 9.40$ for 2 buns and a slice of chicken in the between that’s been dipped in a bucket of 3 day old greese

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Saxton @C0ASTR

3 years ago

I fuckin hate foreign speaking CUNTS stay the fuck away from me I don’t understand noodle you rice picking cunt

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Saxton @C0ASTR

3 years ago

Try not to laugh and family guy should not be in the same sentence I struggle to even smirk when watching that unfunny shit.. you’re washed up and we’re never funny @SethMacFarlane

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Saxton @C0ASTR

3 years ago

I bet all those crypto miners feel pretty stupid right now

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Saxton @C0ASTR

3 years ago

Every time I hear a lizzo song cone on I want to jump out of a plane with no parachute

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

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Saxton @C0ASTR

3 years ago

How the fuck can you tell what age a rock is

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SportsCenter @SportsCenter

3 years ago

The Brooklyn Nets have been eliminated from the NBA Playoffs.

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Saxton @C0ASTR

3 years ago

How about instead of calling timeouts with 6 seconds of the game left and swapping good players out with fucking nobody’s you might actually win a game @memgrizz @BrooklynNets @dallasmavs

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You may call this a crazy conspiracy theory but lately with the #NBA stuff hasn’t been sitting well when the coaches make dumbass decisions like benching one of there best players 2 points off thee goal the bookies set? Or an “injured” player returning the next day to fuck parlay

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Saxton @C0ASTR

4 years ago

Play DayZ for some practice for when the boys gets drafted

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Saxton @C0ASTR

4 years ago

All seriousness if new zealand ever gets invaded we cant do shit coz all our guns got taken

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Saxton @C0ASTR

4 years ago

I’ll start trusting bitches the day jacinda can answer a simple question.

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Saxton @C0ASTR

4 years ago

Just because you put 15k into your truck doesn’t mean it’s worth 15k more than what you financed it for… fucking ridiculous how much people want for there trucks these days… also diesel prices are through the roof hitting nearly 2$ a litre

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Saxton @C0ASTR

4 years ago

W E A K

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Saxton @C0ASTR

4 years ago

Binge watching @VigilanteGamer making me miss the old DayZ.. in other words If you like to play PVP survival games like DayZ, escape from tarkov or other games similar definitely check out his YouTube channel a lot of helpful stuff in his breakdown videos that I still use

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Saxton @C0ASTR

4 years ago

I think what’s fucked up is I can go hit bonus after bonus and get 60k profit in a night on slots and then the day after not get a single bonus in 8000$